Does size matter?

[Crusoe]

I talk seriously all the time, except in real life. Where I can't actually hold a conversation.

Well, seriously talking this size thing is a hot topic when you`re teenager or when bragging while drinking beers. Seriously talking having a "huuuge" dick (i mean extreme) usually means impotence since there is not enough blood in the veins to get it up or to hold it for long. As i said having a nice piece of meat for a man is like having sexy butt/tits for a woman. It`s attractive for some people but you can still manage even without it.

 

[Chel]

As a girl, i honestly dont care much about the size. If i am already going far enaugh with you to get in bed with you then i am probably going to enjoy it.
While ofcourse it may be more fun with a huge one, the average will do the job (and sometimes more).

 

[whateveryousayyo]

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I have always wondered something about this image. You see how it says E represents, "not satisfying, too small in length--..."?

How did they fundamentally get the participants to convey that? I'm not asking about the chance a woman has literally fucked a 3.5 length and circ dick or any combination--though I am dubious of that. I'm asking how they were expected to explain a 2D range of possible penile combinations considering this has such discrete distributions.

Moreover, the literal average is 4-7 sexual partners in your ENTIRE LIFE. Considering heterosexual FM monogamy is in the majority, it's practically impossible to have tail ends with excessively different numbers though they would exist in some small amount. I mean pornstars for the most part only fuck a few handful of guys in the first place tbh.. So this graph means you'd have to poll women that know 5 dick data points. Did they poll women in their 60s? How'd they even do this? What're they averaging or doing? Did they have a woman try every permutation?

EDIT: I'm just so dubious about anything related to dick size and enjoyment considering it's all so sugarcoated and biased one way or the other. For example, if size doesn't matter, it's kinda curious then why people feel the need to say large dicks can be too uncomfortable--you know? So then size does matter. An extremely large cock is too much.

Humans are just a miserable pile of secrets.

Back when I was in college I dated a cougar for a while, she taught me more in the couple of months we were together than I ever learnt from any of the relationships I was in before her.

One of the first lessons she taught me was: "Every guy worries too much about his cock, is it too short, too soft, why doesn't it last longer etc etc. They put too much focus on their cock, it becomes a source of so much anxiety and it leads to men who fail to perform all that well in the bedroom regardless of their size or potency. So every guy should learn to please a woman without it, make a girl cum using everything BUT their cock, once you can do that all the pressure and worry goes away."

She was right, it's something I've carried with me in every relationship since. Now I can confidently say that none of my exs has left me because I failed in the bedroom, it's because I'm a horrible human being.

Yeah, TBH the fear and anxiety comes from lack of experience with sex in general. From the two women I personally know that've dated this one really awful misogynistic guy, they literally only mentioned his dick size because they were furious with him and wanted to hurt his feelings at the end of it. Apparently he was really excellent at giving head though and it literally compensated for so much--relationship and intimacy wise.

 

[Hagatagar]

Let me spin a story of how this particular meaningless chart came to be.

A scientist (with a penis size somewhere in the lower left corner of the chart) wondered why he could not satisfy his wife. Dildos and vibrators did not give sufficient scientifically usable readings and so he came up with the idea of using a large number of real men of various sizes.
Of course he measured their erect penises personally to get the correct sizes.

Then he had his own wife get fucked tested by all those different men penis sizes while he stood next to them with his clipboard and made feverish notes.

Each time after she finished with a group of men, his wife kept saying, "But honey, we need more data!"
"Sure thing, darling." the scientist replied, preparing the next group of tests subjects. "Everything for science!"

Oh and by the way, this is a netorase story.

 

[whateveryousayyo]

smh he calls himself a scientist when he literally had only one test subject for all the trials? Hes lucky his wife didn't just straight up leave him years ago.

 

[F4C430]

I have always wondered something about this image. You see how it says E represents, "not satisfying, too small in length--..."?

How did they fundamentally get the participants to convey that? I'm not asking about the chance a woman has literally fucked a 3.5 length and circ dick or any combination--though I am dubious of that. I'm asking how they were expected to explain a 2D range of possible penile combinations considering this has such discrete distributions.

It's a good habit to question data. Too many people just accept it without question. But anne O'nymous did a wonderful job of explaining why this chart is nonsense in the first place and i think it's best to not give the chart much attention.

 

[gunderson]

For all the people who believe this chart, try to imagine the women in this survey actually having enough experience with dicks (with relevant measurements of each wiener accurate to the quarter inch) to be able to definitively say what the perfect dick is like. At best, assuming that they don't just have hundreds of male prostitutes with little tattoos on their cocks, it's a cross-section of random ladies shoving a couple hundred dildos up their twats, each precisely calibrated for length and circumference, that the scientists then have to throw away or at least autoclave between each lady who's involved in this survey.

Aside from in the context of hentai or a porn game where a lady can take infinite dicks of any size in her twat over and over and over again without getting tired or her clit falling off, no, that shit didn't happen. The same ladies who spend all their time reading porn stories about dudes with 8 inch dicks giving ladies perfect orgasms answered that that was the perfect dick length, and they (I'm going to just guess) thought that a reasonable 'big dick' length was a good big dick circumference, aka about 6 1/4 to 6 1/2 inches.

To be honest, dick size does matter at least some to some people. It's not the only thing that matters, but it would be a crock to say it's completely irrelevant. But as long as you're within about an inch of average (average is about 5 inches long, FYI), you should be fine. 7 inches or more, you might start to run into the 'unexpected' problem that ladies aren't having as good a time as they expect they would because you're a 'pain.'

In short: expect that if you're in the "A" range of this chart, most women you meet will not want to date you for very long because your horse cock is too much fucking work.

 

[Hagatagar]

 

[MagiLord]

If you only partake in penetration when it comes to 'sex' then it matters a lot. However, if you plan to pleasure your partner with more than just your penis, then it doesn't matter in the slightest.

 

[Kris Kross]

I have a clarification:
Is the question about in games or about in real life?

 

[Hadley]

Can someone translate that from retarded to Metric?

 

[Hagatagar]

Can someone translate that from retarded to Metric?

The important part is, that the chart comes from a site which promotes penis enlargement supplements and has such "insightful" articles as:


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