Version Reviewed: v2023-01-05
This is a simple but satisfying pinball game where the centerpiece of the board is a tied up elf you can eventually knock the clothes off of and abuse with toys and your pinballs. The porn and pinball elements are nicely integrated, but since you gotta keep your hands on the buttons the pinball part isn't all that fappable. The gameplay is smooth although the ball feels a bit floaty. The game is set up to be pretty easy with the dead zone filled with a huge bumper so you don't have to play game after frustrating game to get the content. The board is pretty sparse, but it has two subboards, one of which is kind of like breakout but with a butt and the other is a little more chaotic but also easier.
As you play you will earn a bit of cash that you can spend on costume bits for the girls, an extra ball, unlocking the sub boards, and the option to have them start with no underwear so you can get right to the sexy stuff.
The other major part of the game is a straight up sex animation player with a third girl. You buy different act groups and then perform them. What is interesting about this is every time you make her cum she gives you some cash, what makes it interesting is that she gives you ever increasing amounts for each time she comes. The first time it is $20, second is $40, third is $60, and so on. So all you have to do is select a sex act and go have lunch or something and when you come back you'll be able to buy everything in the game. You'll need to make her cum about 90 times to unlock the final game mode.
The final game mode is pinball again, but if your ball falls out the bottom it just respawns at the top. The board is even simpler, but maybe more fun as you can trigger cannons that shoot hundreds of stars at the girls and absolutely drive them wild.
Overall it delivers exactly what it promised and the graphics are cute. A good little hour long diversion or so. I appreciate developers that have the wisdom to not pad out their pornogames with useless grind. Making it last just long enough to see all of the content without getting boring is a skill. I might quibble a bit with the need to grind the red girl (literally if you choose the right option) to unlock the last game, but that goes fast enough that I'm leaving my rating at 5 stars.
Some tips:
If you are unsure about the controls check the boarder of the screen. Actions are listed there.
To use the costume pieces after you buy them you have to press the corresponding number. They are listed on the borders of the screen.
In the blue girl's sub-game you can press space to blow between her boobs, handy if the ball gets stuck there. Also, the bumpers move on s and w instead of a and d like every other part of the game.
For the red girl the cunnilingus minigame seems to fill her bar the fastest, use the top option.
In the final game mode you can press space to have your ball bump upwards and also get a random amount of left or right. It's pretty easy to get it to go anywhere you want, including to the top three targets that trigger the star cannons. The ball itself can also shoot upwards with a click, and continuously if you press 1, but for every 100 balls you shoot out of it the game charges you 500 bucks. You can press escape to get out of the final mode.