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melacolin

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They say men tend to think with their dicks, but the compulsive theorizing over this game's plot makes it difficult to engage with it as intended.
I can't fap to this. The only thing coming out of my dong is more conspiracy theories.
I could cum on a wall and it would look like the Pepe Silvia rant scene from Always Sunny.

Someone send help before I start muttering to myself about stacked simulations and quantum immortality.
Good job Caribdis, you're now living rent free in my intrusive thoughts :HideThePain:
 

Saint Blackmoor

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Uh, where's your restroom, I may have misjudged a fart :p
Loving this game, great dialogue funny and well-paced (y)

I also used one of the cityscapes for my wallpaper :love:
 
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joy.stick

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Well. Since Holliwood movies and tv series lately suck very hard at least we can speculate upon rather well written porn games.
For tv i'd recommend these historical/martial arts Chinese series and
 
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Tokenugget

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Odd how Mr Hernandez looks strangely like an old version of Orion. And his daughter Luna has the same red eyes as the women in Orions visions. Also his wife happened to "die" 10 years ago (Trapped in Eternum?). Mr Hernandez just so happened to give Orion the neural implant as well.

Something seems connected here...
 
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Kinky Bully

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Odd how Mr Hernandez looks strangely like an old version of Orion. And his daughter Luna has the same red eyes as the women in Orions visions. Also his wife happened to "die" 10 years ago (Trapped in Eternum?). Mr Hernandez just so happened to give Orion the neural implant as well.

Something seems connected here...
This shit is what makes things, interesting.
Patiently..... Waiting..... and..... Fapping.
 

anon98989

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Odd how Mr Hernandez looks strangely like an old version of Orion. And his daughter Luna has the same red eyes as the women in Orions visions. Also his wife happened to "die" 10 years ago (Trapped in Eternum?). Mr Hernandez just so happened to give Orion the neural implant as well.

Something seems connected here...
Add to it that she can see the future
 

TheMilkMan

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I am legitimately blown away. I've played a ton of these games by now, but I don't think I have ever completely forgot I was playing a porn game. Like don't get me wrong the action in this is fantastic, but holy hell the plot is really interesting and I actually love the characters. The main cast is just delightful and I am interested in learning more about them. Very few games have made me actually hurt from laughing so much but this game managed it. Damn I love it.

Nancy supremacy though.
 

ImperialD

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awesome job Dev. game and story and renders ..... awesome ... cartoon land :ROFLMAO: loved it (y)(y)(y)(y)(y)
 
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Honestly, I avoided this game because of early stages of development and my personal problem with previous Once in a Lifetime. But today I've decided to give a chance to Eternum, and now I feel myself satisfied. But...

I will start with pros. Storytelling and plot concept have improved since OIAL. Common, Eternum is a copy of f95zone, full of perverts just like us. All main girls have interesting stories and memorable characters. Graphics is sweet. Transdimensional concept is cool. I like it more than chasing the mysterious evil dickhead.

Here we go with cons:
  • Maybe it's just problem with my visor, but something is wrong with girls faces. At first glance they seems to be different as normal. But when girl puffs out her cheeks or widely opens her eyes, strange things start to happen. Nova's face turns into Annie's one. Or Alex's face turns into Penny's. I suspect that the problem is in the way, how HS2 renders faces, because I noticed the same thing with twin's faces in OIAL.
  • It's just version 0.3, and things are not so rushed. But for 7-10 hours of gameplay I feel myself hungry for lewd scenes.
  • Don't Smack Ma Girls Up. All the time MC protects his harem from stupid pricks. Axel annoys Annie, Jerry annoys Dalia, Kai annoys Nancy. All this in a row! When Penny's "boyfriend" turned out to be gay, I screamed "Thank heavens!"
And, of course, my personal problem:
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Anyway, Eternum rocks as visual novel with interesting story and lovely girls.
I hope that in the next updates we will be able to offer Choop-Choop to play gwent.
 

Kapnobatai

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Can't wait for scenes with Luna and Alex in future releases!
Also, would love a scene with Professor Mandrake but we probably won't be visiting Warthogs again :c

When Nova hacks your phone after meeting her for the first time, does game look at your browsing history?
 
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Tokenugget

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Calling it now... Moon, from the gym, is the first girl Larry smashed at Aphrodites. She ran away from it because she knows.
 
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1tomadeira

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Demonius You don't even know the frame of reference I gave. All girls in Pale Carnations have realistic tits, just on the top-end regarding size.

And if you want examples of actual real girls with those kind of tits while still being slim, I can give you dozens.

Go explore the world kid.
And it the end Carla is still the best one of all the names here mentioned. She's the goddess of the goddesses, the pinnacle.

Anyway, jokes aside (I love all Oailt and Eternum girls btw), that argument is useless and only hits both devs. If you don't like then you're the one who needs to explore the world. No need to be rude if you don't like content. I don't like Pale Carnations much, yet I don't need to shit on the dev's thread. After all, if he has his fans he's probably doing something right, just not my thing.

Respect the devs hard work and effort to give us games many we cherish. That kind of comment also isn't fair for the content you prefer. But fear not, Chop Chop surely has the solution for your fears and frustrations! Chop Chop best shop, very good, much worth! It has everything his friend needs, at any place, each time! All quality merchandise! Vent your frustations to Chop Chop, best shop in all Eternum!
 
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