Well Idk what else to tell you, I think you spawned into the world with a low sense of humor stat, that's RNG for ya.
There's no rerolls in real life sadly, some of us are just unlucky like that, like me with my shit memory. I can remember pointless crap just fine often times, but when it comes to important stuff like passwords or birthdays I tend to struggle at times. I also struggle memorizing lines or important details from stuff I read or hear from games/books/movies etc, which definitely sucks.
Also before anyone brings it up, yes I know humor is subjective, but my own subjective humor is obviously superior.