"peasant versions" god you can tell who plays these games bc they're incapable of actual physical touch, and who plays bc its fun or ideas w their girl lmao
I actually
can touch consoles if the younger generation has such demands in the family, but I still despise them all and myself for such pettiness, since consoles are so limited. I can also touch boobs if you are worried about such things... Well, technically it is more either inside the grabbing or licking actions, but I believe such interactions can be included into the "touch"-category...
But hey, nothing justifies not knowing the titles of protagonists of the most legendary game series in existence...
PS. Are you seriously considering getting "ideas w their girl" from porn?
Protip: Just don't. Incest, necrophilia, tentacle porn and triple-anal might work in porn, but in real world they are a terrible idea.