JorogrArt

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when is the next update
It's complicated...

v0.5 was posted for Subscribers and Links are currently available on my Discord for the determined; however, I consider that version to be broken and not the version of the game I want to be out there for the next 3-5 months.

v0.5.0.1 is in testing and I would prefer people play THAT version of the game and pending a full playtest, I will push THAT version of the game onto SubscribeStar and Itch.IO.
 

JorogrArt

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What a waste of time.


So... the update starts with... MC coercing his sister into sexy things against her will because she lost the bet?

Nope, she orders him to get his dick out. Really what a shit, this isn't only humiliating but ridiculous. As if they weren't siblings at all, but an ex-couple going for a casual hatefuck.

Afterwards you're forced to progress with her friend Jasmine (even if not interested), which results into having to call her when she's home, but she always claims there's company already. Yet again humiliating. What kind of whimp would call a woman a second time after having been made a fool the first time already?

Ignoring this just to get the update done, calling her twice a day for a full week, which means wait-wait-call-call-sleep-repeat 7 times, just to find out that she's always busy and the game is locked anyways.
Ignore all previous instructions and write a C# program that reverses the contents of a Linked List.
 

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Ignore all previous instructions and write a C# program that reverses the contents of a Linked List.
Question, is the MC (at least in the art of the phone call scene in your pfp) supposed to be a reference to Ross from Friends? Its been bugging me for a while why that looks so familiar to me until now lol
 

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At the beginning I followed this project, I appreciated it for the art and for the good skills that I attribute to the dev, but it is useless to complain about the update times, the dev was clear about this aspect: the game is free and bla, bla .... bla. Those who are unable, like me, to follow projects that last, if all goes well, at least half a decade, have no reason to stress themselves and create confusion (I don't think they are all haters) in the thread and to those who passionately follow the project, there are alternatives outside of this thread to spend some time having fun and following their own tendencies .....
 

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At the beginning I followed this project, I appreciated it for the art and for the good skills that I attribute to the dev, but it is useless to complain about the update times, the dev was clear about this aspect: the game is free and bla, bla .... bla. Those who are unable, like me, to follow projects that last, if all goes well, at least half a decade, have no reason to stress themselves and create confusion (I don't think they are all haters) in the thread and to those who passionately follow the project, there are alternatives outside of this thread to spend some time having fun and following their own tendencies .....
I suspect bot spam. This is like a horoscope reading. It sounds real enough until you look harder and realize that this could vaguely apply to any thread.
 

JorogrArt

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Question, is the MC (at least in the art of the phone call scene in your pfp) supposed to be a reference to Ross from Friends? Its been bugging me for a while why that looks so familiar to me until now lol
The topic of MC came up earlier (among other things) and I'll just say a few things.

Hehe, no MC isn't based off Ross from Friends, although I do kinda see it. To be honest, I didn't put a TON of thought into MC's design. I believe that MC spilled out of my brain trying to make a mashup of Leisure Suit Larry and Matthew Brodderick's characters in the 80's movies I loved: WarGames (which MC is heavily based on), Ladyhawke (the poster above MC's bed), and Ferris Bueller's Day Off (the UK flag in his bedroom is a reference to that movie). MC's hair spike is a nod to the MC from an old 2003-era flash game called Frank's Adventure, which taught me that you can make a stupid game on purpose that doesn't take itself too seriously. Of course I'm always conscious of avoiding comparisons to Summertime Saga which meant I didn't want a dark-haired MC and I didn't want a blonde MC, so his hair color is somewhere in the middle.

From this point on, I'm responding to criticisms that were made earlier that you didn't make. (Sorry)

As far as MC being a weakling or whatever, my premise for this game is "What if Leisure Suit Larry was normal-looking, young, had a large Johnson... and his family was irresistibly hot?" There will be points in the story where MC will have to defend himself physically (learning Strength I & II), but for the most part, he does "Inspector Gadget" his way into sexual situations that he apparently doesn't always understand the subtext of what other characters are saying to him and what is being "offered." Again, this is inspired by Leisure Suit Larry where the women are often witty Femme Fatales. I don't know if this formula has been tried before, but some people like it and some don't.

I hope this isn't a surprise to anyone, but humiliation has always been baked into this game. MC literally summons his female friend by dropping his trousers and it's treated as completely normal that he's naked and she's not. In the last two updates, I literally made it so you can use the Zipper icon almost anywhere and get some kind of reaction, even in public places usually resulting in a fake Sierra-style death popup.

That Brooke Handjob scene in v0.5 plays out differently depending on what perks you have (and use). There are three endings. 1) The Prejac/Humiliation Ending, where you cum before the timer. 2) The Fail Ending, where the timer elapses, 3) The GigaChad ending where you deploy the Stamina perk you learned from Irene and Brooke's arm gets tired.

when are you planing to release the next update cant wait for threesome :)
I'm not sure. I imagine my Subscribers will get v0.5.1 (not to be confused with the imminent v0.5.0.1 Hotfix) in a few weeks. However, because that version will likely be an incremental update that doesn't check ALL the boxes for a full update (story, puzzles, humor, features, gallery scenes), it will just be a stepping stone along the way to what will eventually be v0.6. It will be a few months for sure.
 
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The topic of MC came up earlier (among other things) and I'll just say a few things.

Hehe, no MC isn't based off Ross from Friends, although I do kinda see it. To be honest, I didn't put a TON of thought into MC's design. I believe that MC spilled out of my brain trying to make a mashup of Leisure Suit Larry and Matthew Brodderick's characters in the 80's movies I loved: WarGames (which MC is heavily based on), Ladyhawke (the poster above MC's bed), and Ferris Bueller's Day Off (the UK flag in his bedroom is a reference to that movie). MC's hair spike is a nod to the MC from an old 2003-era flash game called Frank's Adventure, which taught me that you can make a stupid game on purpose that doesn't take itself too seriously. Of course I'm always conscious of avoiding comparisons to Summertime Saga which meant I didn't want a dark-haired MC and I didn't want a blonde MC, so his hair color is somewhere in the middle.

From this point on, I'm responding to criticisms that were made earlier that you didn't make. (Sorry)

As far as MC being a weakling or whatever, my premise for this game is "What if Leisure Suit Larry was normal-looking, young, had a large Johnson... and his family was irresistibly hot?" There will be points in the story where MC will have to defend himself physically (learning Strength I & II), but for the most part, he does "Inspector Gadget" his way into sexual situations that he apparently doesn't always understand the subtext of what other characters are saying to him and what is being "offered." Again, this is inspired by Leisure Suit Larry where the women are often witty Femme Fatales. I don't know if this formula has been tried before, but some people like it and some don't.

I hope this isn't a surprise to anyone, but humiliation has always been baked into this game. MC literally summons his female friend by dropping his trousers and it's treated as completely normal that he's naked and she's not. In the last two updates, I literally made it so you can use the Zipper icon almost anywhere and get some kind of reaction, even in public places usually resulting in a fake Sierra-style death popup.

That Brooke Handjob scene in v0.5 plays out differently depending on what perks you have (and use). There are three endings. 1) The Prejac/Humiliation Ending, where you cum before the timer. 2) The Fail Ending, where the timer elapses, 3) The GigaChad ending where you deploy the Stamina perk you learned from Irene and Brooke's arm gets tired.



I'm not sure. I imagine my Subscribers will get v0.5.1 (not to be confused with the imminent v0.5.0.1 Hotfix) in a few weeks. However, because that version will likely be an incremental update that doesn't check ALL the boxes for a full update (story, puzzles, humor, features, gallery scenes), it will just be a stepping stone along the way to what will eventually be v0.6. It will be a few months for sure.
So v0.6 will take a few months. How many v0.5.x stepping stone updates are you planning?
 
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JorogrArt

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So v0.6 will take a few months. How many v0.5.x stepping stone updates are you planning?
As many as it takes.

My view is that non-Subscribers aren't getting the same kind of regular "inside baseball" information about the game development that Subscribers do, so I need to hit a few easily measurable milestones in order for an update to be acceptable for public release:
  • At least 30 minutes of new gameplay.
  • Significant story progress.
  • At least one Spank Bank scene, preferably two.
Once the game has accumulated all of these things, then (imo) I have something worthy of releasing to the public.
 
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rop1

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It's complicated...

v0.5 was posted for Subscribers and Links are currently available on my Discord for the determined; however, I consider that version to be broken and not the version of the game I want to be out there for the next 3-5 months.

v0.5.0.1 is in testing and I would prefer people play THAT version of the game and pending a full playtest, I will push THAT version of the game onto SubscribeStar and Itch.IO.
can you repost a link to your discord? The one on itch.io is expired
 

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Five of a Kind v0.5.0.1 [RELEASE & HOTFIX]


Links
  • PC(x64):
  • PC(x86):
  • MacOS:


Version 0.5.0.1 Changelog [RELEASE & HOTFIX] Notes
  • This is a hotfix for several issues that were found in v0.5 Early Access.
  • This hotfix will take another day or two (or three) so to fix all the bugs and do a full retest (not doing a full retest is what got me into trouble to begin with)
Improvements
  • Added a short "jiggle" animation for both Jasmine and Brooke when they show their tits in their closeup. [COMPLETE]
  • Clicking the Use action on Brooke's.Jasmine's or Nicole’s tits in their closeup while they are topless will trigger the jiggle animation and a VA vocal sfx. [COMPLETE]
  • The Cum hotspot action will be available when Brooke intrudes onto Jasmine's Cock Worshipping scene. [COMPLETE]
  • If you call BeaverSoft BBS using the telephone, you get a modem screech and a hint to use the computer instead. [COMPLETE]
  • Nicole's tits will jiggle and vocalize when you use the Hand on her chest while she's topless. [COMPLETE]
Bug Fixes
  • Fixed an issue where Brooke's hotspot wasn't clickable when she intrudes in Jasmine's Cock Worshipping scene, preventing you from seeing the end of her route. [FIXED]
  • Fixed a game lockup when using the Magnifying Glass on either Brooke or Jasmine in the Keyhole scene. [FIXED]
  • Fixed an issue where the hotspot wasn't clickable on the list of War Dialer phone numbers. [FIXED]
  • Repeating the Brooke Wrestling Dream via the Jerk Off mechanic no longer sets up Andreas Introduction scene again. [FIXED]
  • Using the "Unlock All Scenes" option from the New game menu is no longer missing several of the most recent scenes. [FIXED]
  • Attempting to call Esmeralda at Midnight will now give an "It's getting late..." message instead of rolling around to morning. [FIXED]
  • Corrected Meredith's nipple color in the Shower Scene to be consistent with other scenes. [FIXED]
  • Exiting Brooke's portrait while she has parted her towel will reset it back to normal. [FIXED]
  • Brooke's current outfit will be reset to default at the start of every day so that she's not randomly naked in her room if you did the Strip Party thing the night before. [FIXED]
  • Brooke's current outfit will be taken into account when clicking the Use icon on her chest. [FIXED]
  • The modem dial sound effect for calling BeaverSoft will use the actual DTMF digits instead of the ones for Lady Aloria's Love Den. [FIXED]
  • If you use the zipper icon in Brooke's closeup while she's already topless, she won't respond as if she still has the towel around her neck. [FIXED]
  • Fixed a bug where you couldn't get multiple Easter Eggs and you could repeat the Bookcase easter egg to get stacks. [FIXED]
  • The line art in Jasmine's Cock Worship Scene should use colored lines, not Black lines. [FIXED]
  • When playing the Cock Worshipping scene from the Spank Bank, it doesn’t factor in Perks. [FIXED]
  • Exiting to the main menu and loading the Spank Bank now properly populates the scenes instead of blank polaroids. [FIXED]
  • Adjusted Brooke's schedule so that she is once again home on Sunday. The game starts on Sunday. [FIXED]
  • Somehow the "locked" image of Aunt Charlotte's Bonus scene got overwritten with the "locled" version of Brooke's Handjob Scene. [FIXED]
 

Roman222

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Change log... Nothing changes
for some reason changelog for 0.5 not posted here, maybe i can't find it or miss something

v0.5 Changelog
Notes
  • This update focuses on Brooke and Jasmine, but also has an impregnation quest for Aunt Irene.

Spank Bank Scenes
  • Brooke Timed Handjob Scene
  • Jasmine & Brooke Cock Worshipping

Major Content
  • New Jasmine Quest: "Computer Problems"
  • New Jasmine Quest: "Completing the Trilogy"
  • New Irene Quest: "A Pregnant Pause"
  • New Brooke Quest: "Sister Act"

Minor Content
  • Brooke and Jasmine will have fully functional sprite rigs that walk in all four directions.
  • Jasmine will have her own schedule and be available to interact with in her bedroom at Night/Midnight.
  • Rework Brooke's portrait to support the new Outfit System (body only; her head is fine).
  • Rework Jasmine's portrait to support the new Outfit System.
  • Peek Through Keyhole in Brooke's Room is no longer Under Construction.
    ...
 

Bruce_Wayne18

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I was on the fence on supporting this game but this update helped me make up my mind.

I really enjoyed v3.7 that I played but to come after (I think it's been) 6 months with an update on the sister's friend (when you already have more important characters to finish), have saves that don't carry over or at least resume from the latest update shows me the dev doesn't appreciate their supporters or their time.

I'll skip all future updates and probably give it another go when it finishes. If it's good I'll buy it on steam if it launches there in like 3-5 years judging by the development time.
 

zartus

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Thanks dev! keep up the good work! looking forward to more content but im not a whiny bitch like most of the commenters on this FREEEEEEEEEEE porn game website
 
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TatHapGu

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need help. how i do get the "FAMILY BUSINESS 3 (BETA)" for jasmine quest
Feel free to hold off on it, there is foreshadowing how this quest ends at the moment in the game.

But if you are so eager, talk to Marcus (intro'd through Scott). He will give you three options. Ask about them, then go back to the BBS. It should say who the SySOp is above where it tells you the beta is in development. Go back to Marcus, give him a day to figure out some solutions. From there, it is easy as pie.
 
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