JorogrArt

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I love your work man, and hope you make this game into "YOUR OWN" masterpiece. Just as their are haters, there fans like me, who appreciate your work and only hope that you get what you need to get done when "YOU" can.
I've been working on a game myself, I can honestly say, I understand the struggle of a "one man show."
You're doing great, your game has plenty for players to nibble on until you get it to where you need it to be, so don't let these degenerates get under your skin and take your time.
Thank you for the kind words!

One of the things I learned early on is that people who take the time to comment make up about 15% of what the actual consensus is and that there is a silent majority who are quietly enjoying the game and are just awaiting whatever the story has for them next. My perception is that there is far more vocal supportive commentary out there than haters. When it comes to haters, it's amusing to me when someone playing a free game has a list of grievances and tries to admonish me for not meeting their schedule. It's tempting to clap back at haters, but it's also a waste of my time and can look bad optically, so I have to "pick my spots."

i'm just asking to set my own expectations.....is there an estimate for when the next update will come?
My benchmark for when v0.6 is done is when Meredith's story has progressed to the point where Meredith has been fired from her waitressing job and announces a family camping trip to "get away from things." See what I did there? If you ask someone "how fast were you going?" and they respond with, "I traveled a distance of 112 miles" well, that didn't answer the actual question.

I get into trouble when I say things like "I hope the update will be ready by the end of fhqwgads" or whatever, because some people will take that as a promise.

When it's Done.

Probably June or July. The dev explicitly said it takes about 4-5 months (at best, if nothing else stalls the development) for updates to be shipped out. If I were you, I would probably return in early or later 2026, because by then most of Meredith's content might be done (of course, don't forget to support the dev even by minimal amount, because this is one of the better projects where leeching morally hurts lol) as setting the bar high, because of FOMO will absolutely and disgustingly butcher your enthusiasm for the project and it's future.
True....the models are amazing and the gameplay is unique and fun so it makes you impatient but you can also see the effort it takes to make it so can't ask the dev to hurry up or cuss him out in good conscience
completely agree, I think it's worth the wait, and just don't get obsessed, it's an erotic game, you have to be crazy to get obsessed with it and be impatient and toxic... I mean... Dude, there's more to life than porn, and I say this to those who insult him for not having an update around the corner.
I can't imagine what it must be like to be a fan of this game. In my mind, I'm creating the kind of game I wished existed when I was playing shitty Adobe Flash games in the 2010's that were probably slapped together in an afternoon. In retrospect, I probably should have started out with a much less ambitious game, but this is the only game I ever plan on making so I'm going to keep adding to it until I'm no longer able to.
 

PolarGreev005

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completely agree, I think it's worth the wait, and just don't get obsessed, it's an erotic game, you have to be crazy to get obsessed with it and be impatient and toxic... I mean... Dude, there's more to life than porn, and I say this to those who insult him for not having an update around the corner.
Instant gratification. All of us suffer from it, but barely anyone admits. This thread, apart from the impatient trolls who arrived from less condescending fandoms (if you know, you know, can't poke at them without getting flagged by mods), is pretty chill. I just wish there was a more in depth progress to follow, but obviously not going to force the dev to randomly begin streaming or post renders everytime someone goes to the bathroom, because one's peepee can't handle le Meredith's sweet assets lol.
 
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For some reason I can't find this game here when typing the name in the search bar. I have to look up "five of a kind f95" on google to find it. This is a recent thing and I'm wondering if this is happening for others as well.
its you. even "5 of a kind" works was like the 3rd or 4th result. But yes the search engine is bad
 
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PolarGreev005

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its you. even "5 of a kind" works was like the 3rd or 4th result. But yes the search engine is bad
Nope, couldn't find several games either by typing their name in upper case and lower case. This been happening since March I think. Probably the search engine glitched out.
 

JorogrArt

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I just wish there was a more in depth progress to follow, but obviously not going to force the dev to randomly begin streaming or post renders everytime someone goes to the bathroom, because one's peepee can't handle le Meredith's sweet assets lol.
The best ways to get more information about progress on the update:
  • Become a Subscriber. I post lengthy rambling statuses (basically a dev log) around the 1st and 15th of every month updating Subscribers about the state of the game, what I've been working on, and art/video previews.
  • Join the Discord (Check my sig). I have a channel that lists the "Proposed Changelog" for whatever update I'm working on and I list a percent complete next to each task, although I manually update those so they may be behind. I also occasionally post "Rated R" art & video previews occasionally for everyone that's slightly less fun than the stuff Subscribers typically see.
Sooo great update is coming?
when is the next update?
When It's Done...

So is there a way to unlock dirty talk without doing the playthrough?
Yes. At the Spank Bank menu from the Title Screen, click the Unlock Spank Bank button 5 times until you hear a horn sound. That will unlock all the scenes including the Secret 3D Dream as well as give you (temporarily) Dirty Talk II, Pillow Talk I , Stamina I, and maybe one or two other things that I've forgotten.

Cheers!
 

PolarGreev005

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The best ways to get more information about progress on the update:
  • Become a Subscriber. I post lengthy rambling statuses (basically a dev log) around the 1st and 15th of every month updating Subscribers about the state of the game, what I've been working on, and art/video previews.
  • Join the Discord (Check my sig). I have a channel that lists the "Proposed Changelog" for whatever update I'm working on and I list a percent complete next to each task, although I manually update those so they may be behind. I also occasionally post "Rated R" art & video previews occasionally for everyone that's slightly less fun than the stuff Subscribers typically see.



When It's Done...



Yes. At the Spank Bank menu from the Title Screen, click the Unlock Spank Bank button 5 times until you hear a horn sound. That will unlock all the scenes including the Secret 3D Dream as well as give you (temporarily) Dirty Talk II, Pillow Talk I , Stamina I, and maybe one or two other things that I've forgotten.

Cheers!
Discord link doesn't work?
 
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kopv4

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Nope, couldn't find several games either by typing their name in upper case and lower case. This been happening since March I think. Probably the search engine glitched out.
Very weird. It's not the biggest issue, but I still hope they fix it.

its you. even "5 of a kind" works was like the 3rd or 4th result. But yes the search engine is bad
Seems that it's somewhat selective as to who experiences this and who doesn't.
 

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The best ways to get more information about progress on the update:
  • Become a Subscriber. I post lengthy rambling statuses (basically a dev log) around the 1st and 15th of every month updating Subscribers about the state of the game, what I've been working on, and art/video previews.
  • Join the Discord (Check my sig). I have a channel that lists the "Proposed Changelog" for whatever update I'm working on and I list a percent complete next to each task, although I manually update those so they may be behind. I also occasionally post "Rated R" art & video previews occasionally for everyone that's slightly less fun than the stuff Subscribers typically see.



When It's Done...



Yes. At the Spank Bank menu from the Title Screen, click the Unlock Spank Bank button 5 times until you hear a horn sound. That will unlock all the scenes including the Secret 3D Dream as well as give you (temporarily) Dirty Talk II, Pillow Talk I , Stamina I, and maybe one or two other things that I've forgotten.

Cheers!
The best when you can you use your save in the next versions aso that they get a time so you know what your last save was.
 

JorogrArt

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The best when you can you use your save in the next versions aso that they get a time so you know what your last save was.
This is a good point. If you start a New Game, the game gives you a "Start from the Previous Update" option, which essentially loads a save game with all of the story unlocked and the basic perks (like Dirty Talk). I'm 95% sure you could take this approach as well and then just return to the main menu and the Spank Bank will act as if you has unlocked all of those things.

Is there any save file or scene unlocker on the latest update?
See above...
 

PolarGreev005

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any news about update?
The dev shared some progress (the subscription is already like pennies worth, so leeching off it's contents and sharing here would be absolutely disrespectful for the dev's commitment) on Subscribestar page (as he does for every beginning and middle of the on-going month), but if you're expecting something magnificent - nah, wait further or don't be greedy and drop $1 to access the progress logs, if curiosity is getting the better of you.
 

giannidu

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The dev shared some progress (the subscription is already like pennies worth, so leeching off it's contents and sharing here would be absolutely disrespectful for the dev's commitment) on Subscribestar page (as he does for every beginning and middle of the on-going month), but if you're expecting something magnificent - nah, wait further or don't be greedy and drop $1 to access the progress logs, if curiosity is getting the better of you.
AHAHAHAHAH, bro relax I was just asking
 

JorogrArt

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AHAHAHAHAH, bro relax I was just asking
I'll share some "teaser" graphics about the new update that have been previously shared in the public (non-Subscriber) channels on my Discord.

The Diner will play a big role in v0.6.

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Meredith has gotten a Sprite Rig upgrade, similar to the one Brooke, Irene, and Jasmine have:
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