Unity Five of a Kind [v0.6.0.3] [JorogrArt]

[therealmrwolf]

Milking? The Dev is barely making any money. He has Subscribestar and he's not even on Patreon.

i was not saying the dev was milking i wanna know from the people is moaning about update cos it seems like not what the dev dose people always moan about milking

i think misundstand me or i didnt make it clear

 

[weezal]

once again dishing out premium mom content. praise be Jorogr ‍♂

 

[JohnEffinDoe]

Milking? The Dev is barely making any money. He has Subscribestar and he's not even on Patreon.

Not surprised why he isn't making any money

 

[harem.king]

x86 32bit version

why even make a 32bit windows release?
Barring the 1st gen intel atom (a phone CPU that nobody used), the last x86 32bit CPU halted production over 20 years ago.

As of december 2023 steam hardware survery shows that a grand total of 0.06% of users are still on Win7 32bit windows. And it is the only 32bit OS with any meaningful marketshare.
(and 99%+ of them probably have 64bit CPU that is being under utilized by them sticking to 32bit windows 7)

Incidentally, there is no linux release, despite linux having a larger marketshare than both mac and 32bit windows combine.

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[harem.king]

JorogrArt
The game assets are not properly losslessly compressed. Applying NTFS file compression. which is the crappiest yet fastest compression algorithm available, shows a massive 49.2% reduction in size on HDD.

This is an ideal scenario for NTFS compression, as you can expect it to near doable the loading performance of this game. (as decompressing NTFS compression takes trivial CPU while reducing the size by half effectively doubles the HDD throughput. with HDD being most likely constrain)
NTFS compression can either improve or harm performance depending on what is being compressed. (unlike more refined compression schema like ZFS which can trivialize the harm and only see gains)

 

[Saint Blackmoor]

why even make a 32-bit Windows release?

I'm not a code monkey, but I think it's a default feature in the engine. It's the appendix of the Unity Engine.

Fun fact: There are nine body parts that remain in the human body despite having no function for millions of years.

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So, those of you out there who want to lose weight, DM me, and we can set up a surgical appointment.
I take payment in Captain Whiskerhorn’s Pony Play Emporium gift cars only.

I'm not a licensed doctor, but I've watched many YouTube ear wax removal videos.

 

[harem.king]

I'm not a code monkey, but I think it's a default feature in the engine. It's the appendix of the Unity Engine.

Fun fact: There are nine body parts that remain in the human body despite having no function for millions of years.

You must be registered to see the links

So, those of you out there who want to lose weight, DM me, and we can set up a surgical appointment.
I take payment in Captain Whiskerhorn’s Pony Play Emporium gift cars only.

I'm not a licensed doctor, but I've watched many YouTube ear wax removal videos. Captain Whiskerhorns pony

Interesting read.
Although to be fair to the appendix, it retains a colony of your supportive gut bacteria in the case of severe diarrhea (very rare for it to completely wipe out the gut bacteria though). the loss of which would be fatal.

The appendix also produces a tiny amounts of an enzyme that helps in digesting raw meat... which, in vast majority of humans is totally useless. It used to produce much more of it when it was bigger and more developed.

 

[__b]

legit nothing was added..

 

[harem.king]

• Added an "Instant Speech" toggle to the Options menu. Instant Speech defaults to Off. Turning it on ignore all post speech delays and causes character speech to display instantly instead of scrolling.
• Added an "Xray (Internal View) toggle to the Options menu.

Hallelujah!

legit nothing was added..

According to the release notes, the gallery has 2 new "future content" sex scenes that are not integrated into the game's plot properly yet but have already been finished and can be viewed in the gallery.
Also some older sex scenes have been improved.

But yea, there is no new story in this update.

 

[tretch95]

I don't want to sound rude, but what's the point of adding scenes that are not related to the story?

No point besides spoilering the future story content. If these ever get added to the game, you can already skip that update because you've seen it already. Which makes two updates not worth the time.

No actual difference to playing some random one-shot flash porn animation, either.
But let's be honest, the quality of the drawings and animations are about novice / high school level - nowhere as good as to justify playing this without the player-driven story context. Let alone paying for it.

Last story update was 4 months ago, with half a mini-quest for Charlotte and a cringeworthy ending.
Last update with story and one pseudo-sexual scene was 8 months ago.

Last sex scene was... oh right, never. MC hasn't got laid yet in over 2 years. Probably the slowest progress in adult game development so far.



Stating these facts just leads to the dev insulting the players, as if calling someone "cupcake" isn't clearly intended as trolling and belittling. Hoping to provoke angry reactions and getting applause by his fanboys, distracting from the failure to progress this game in any meaningful way since about a year now.

TLDR; waited long enough for this bird to take off, just another game for the trashbin.

 

[therealmrwolf]

No point besides spoilering the future story content. If these ever get added to the game, you can already skip that update because you've seen it already. Which makes two updates not worth the time.

No actual difference to playing some random one-shot flash porn animation, either.
But let's be honest, the quality of the drawings and animations are about novice / high school level - nowhere as good as to justify playing this without the player-driven story context. Let alone paying for it.

Last story update was 4 months ago, with half a mini-quest for Charlotte and a cringeworthy ending.
Last update with story and one pseudo-sexual scene was 8 months ago.

Last sex scene was... oh right, never. MC hasn't got laid yet in over 2 years. Probably the slowest progress in adult game development so far.



Stating these facts just leads to the dev insulting the players, as if calling someone "cupcake" isn't clearly intended as trolling and belittling. Hoping to provoke angry reactions and getting applause by his fanboys, distracting from the failure to progress this game in any meaningful way since about a year now.

TLDR; waited long enough for this bird to take off, just another game for the trashbin.

if you dont like the game thne stop playing move on with your life and also do you make games?

 

[Xythurr]

Hey guys I've been enjoying this game so far and it's definitely triggering my nostalgia but I have a question: Does this game have any actual sex scenes or is it all handies BJs etc?

 

[Hentaiman87]

Hey guys I've been enjoying this game so far and it's definitely triggering my nostalgia but I have a question: Does this game have any actual sex scenes or is it all handies BJs etc?

Bonus scenes in the gallery that you can unlock when you finish some of the quest for every character, the dev says these bonus scenes are canon and will happen in the main game.

 

[A.J.]

• New Meredith Spank Bank scene (Breast Play + Handjob).

JorogrArt this one doesn't get unlocked at spank bank.

 

[iron4doves]

This game is one of the best games on this site. It uses a combination of engaging mechanics (2.5D open world, point and clicker) that I don't think I can find anywhere else in the adult game world. It uses fully custom art and animations. The writing and tone are pretty enjoyable, which is a feat for an H game. And the dude has ~200 people that want to toss him ~$2 a month. And y'all think THIS is the dev to chew out for *checks notes* milking?

mf's lost their minds

 

[iron4doves]

Hey guys I've been enjoying this game so far and it's definitely triggering my nostalgia but I have a question: Does this game have any actual sex scenes or is it all handies BJs etc?

My review of v0.3.5.2 (posted June 2023) has a list of scenes that were available at the time. I don't think any canonical H scenes have been added since? Some non-canonical ones definitely have. Refer to the changelog in OP.

Spoiler: Dev response of v0.3.7.1

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[Shadow9425]

Thank you for finally putting it on x86
I can finally play it, I've wanted to try it again for a long time, thanks

 

[mrdhrrflu]

I don't understand what's the big deal about people criticizing something they don't like about the game or development progression, if you like the praise you also have to deal with the criticism that's just how life works.
I personally enjoy this game and from the start I understood that's a project being developed by one person, so slow development is something to be expected. Now if this bother you so much, then this game is clearly not for you.
I don't have a problem with slow progression, it's a good game as long as it keeps on going and don't get abandoned, I'm happy with that! I don't like micro-updates so I'll wait a few more updates until I get back to this game, also I don't like this idea of monthly subscription, I do try to chip in whenever there's an update that I enjoy but always as a one time thing and also when the game that I like gets completed, doing this way I don't feel I'm getting scammed by devs as I do it on my on terms.

 

[Zellgoddess]

Umm, wow small update. Sucks but I expected as much, kinda think most you peeps complaining cant fcking read. Dev stated it be slow development, if you got your Hope's up and are let down it's your own fault.

That aside you do have a right to criticize, just as everyone else has the right to point out your stupidity. (That includes me, I dont get my own panties in a twist when someone dosent like my opinion, cuase iv been wrong a time or 2.)

Here is hopeing for a bigger update next time, not holding my breath as I'm not stupid, but I do enjoy this game.

 

[Shadow9425]

For some reason the game crashes when I try to enter the kitchen in the x86 version