"Hey you know Pac-Man? Well Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-Man looks like a hocky puck. "paku paku" means "flap your mouth," and that they were afraid people would change... Scratch out the "P" and turn it into an "F," like..."
Well it's not the arcade cabinate but here it is at last, the fabled "Fuck-Man" finally, now we just need Polybus to be made and have it be about polygamy, then the world shall be at peace.