Fuckerman: Assgard walkthrough
Layout (for clarity):
| | Turtle house
v | Training room
v | |
| Skeleton island -> | <- Thunder island -> | <- Start -> | <- House -> | <- Bedroom |
| | ^
Well | ^
Basement | |
Steps:
Go to bedroom and find shovel
Go to start and remove snow from well
Go in the well (turtle house) and find unlit torch
Go to the basement and light your unlit torch with the lit torch
Go to turtle house and light the fireplace
Talk to turtle house girl
Go inside turtle house and fuck turtle girl - you get a green crystal
Use crystal on faulty (left) door outside
Go through the (now working) door and hop in the boat to go to skeleton island
Grab the helmet off the skeleton
Go in the well and talk to the ginger viking and take the ball-on-a-chain
Go to the house bedroom and take the green jar
Go to the training room and put the helmet and ball-on-a-chain on the wooden cross
Fuck the woman in the room - you get a key
Use the key to unlock the closet in the bedroom and grab the blue crystal
Go to the skeleton island and put the crystal on the pedestal
Collect the liquid fruit with the green jar and go to the bedroom
Give the jar to the woman and fuck her - you get a magic cube
Put the cube in the pedestal in the house basement
SWITCH TO FUCKERGIRL
Go to the basement to pick up the mead barrel
Move fuckergirl to the ginger viking and give him the mead
Have him fuck her and you get his hammer
Smash the three blue statues - one in the well, one in front of the turtle house, one on the thunder island
Go to the well and pick up the relic in the chest
Go to the thunder island and revive the centaur with the relic
Fuck the centaur and go the exit