I decided to give it a fair shot, strapped in and decided no quitting this time. Maybe you can unearth the gems in the dirt type shit. Thought I would keep a war log.
Intro is a full 5 minute AI speech on how to poop healthy, then its some guy (real voice) taking bong rips and stumbling over his words for 10 minutes, then you shit on the floor, pick up the shit, have a bite and put it on the table. Then it zooms in on a botched transgender surgery. Then you beat up a fat granny, and proceed to fist her and throw her out of the window.
That seems to be chapter 1, you go lie in a bed. A nurse brings you a pair of boobs. Then she stabs herself in the vagina with a needle before stabbing you wtih it. Then you have sex with another nurse (flashback to the first 3 seconds of chapter 1), and it goes on for like 3-4 minutes (everything mentioned is unskippable and takes a long ass time). Then the nurse stabs you and her boobs inflate to giant proportions.
You reawaken as a floating ghost, pick up 5 circles, jump into the toilet (yes really). Some demon woman stare syou down while you morph a little (you now have boobs!). Said demon woman yaps into a microphone, but you can skip the dialogue a little.
Now the real game starts, I think? Nah jk it's scripted autowalk. Zzzzzz. More brainrot speech, skip skip skip. You get player control, but it's pointless and your only option is suicide, more yapping from the npc. You get control again and gather up some circles, You do some mirrors edge coin collecting, then you eat a used period pad.
Then you enter the Pleasure Room, surely this will actually be pleasure and not just body horror. Jk a parasite attached to her back sucks you off instead. Epic prank. Then you fish a bolt out of her rectum with your fist, which is the key to the next level (ie more yapping from the demon woman).
I would write more, like there;s a half decent scene followed by a chicken being birthed. But honestly, idk even. It's unique, that's for sure.
Ok I completed it, between the chicken and the end there isn't all that much. Like 3 good scenes I guess? But it takes like a full hour of toil and timewasting. The intro kind of sets a bad mood, it gets better later.