Here's an unused bit of epilogue from XXX Files. Along with a picture titled "Bigfoot". Do with it what you will.
# 'But the door opening cuts her off. It\'s another male, who wastes no time assessing the dire situation and slinking up to the bullying futa with an adoring smile.'
# agentLancaster 'Agent Trunch! There\'s a visitor from HQ round for inspection, you should go down to the foyer and make the department look good!'
# 'At once her anger is wiped away by a cocksure grin.'
# agentTrunch 'Well I am the best.'
# agentLancaster 'Sure are, mama.'
# 'Suddenly Trunch pins Lancaster\'s pelvis to the desk with a mighty thrust of her hips, in a display of sexual dominance so unabashed it makes even Sacramento blush.'
# 'Something in Lancaster\'s hand catches her eye.'
# agentTrunch 'Hey, what\'cha got in the file?'
# 'She reaches for a manilla folder Lancaster carries, but the male quickly traps it on the desk beneath his hands.'
# agentLancaster 'Haha, don\'t bore yourself, stud! You\'ve got bigger fish to fry.'
# agentTrunch 'Well, I\'ll be back to bore you, later.'
# 'She emphasizes her pun by pushing her hardening bulge harder into the seat of Lancaster\'s pants, while the male performs an amorous giggle for her.'
# 'Then she flicks Sacramento in the ear.'
# agentTrunch 'You need to lighten up, San Francisco.'
# 'She slams the door behind her.'
# agentSacramento '{size=-10}It\'s Sacramento. It\'s not that hard to remember.{/size}'
# 'Now with no futa around, Lancaster\'s act drops a bit.'
# agentLancaster 'See? You just gotta loosen up a little. Give \'em what they want.'
# agentSacramento 'Sickening.'
# agentLancaster 'One of these days I\'ll have you sucking dick right alongside me, then you\'ll be much happier.'
# 'Sacramento grants that no response.'
# 'Gripping the manilla folder in anxious hands, Lancaster draws in breath to say what he came to say.'
# agentSacramento 'Whatever it is you\'re bursting to tell me, don\'t. I still can\'t eat beef sticks after the last anecdote you shared.'
# agentLancaster 'It\'s work related.'
# 'Sacramento at last looks up from his papers, consternation and curiosity furrowing his brow.'
# # (SFX file slapping down on the desk)
# # (!Art: the manilla folder spilling its contents.
# 'It\'s the debriefing of twelve agents, their testimonies.'
# 'Photos of the machine.'
# 'A file on the Reba Alias with her fake documentation.'
# agentLancaster 'It\'s a debriefing. Post-operation interviews with a dozen agents who were there.'
# agentSacramento 'Who were where?'
# agentLancaster 'Just read!'
# 'He reads.'
# # (Sacramento white)
# 'By the time he\'s done, he looks ten years older.'
# agentSacramento 'No. No way. The futa are pulling a prank...'
# 'Lancaster shakes his head and points to the Imperial Seal Watermark.'
# agentLancaster 'You know it\'s a High Crime to use this mark on anything other than legit stuff!'
# 'Agent Sacramento puts his head in his hands and does some difficult processing.'
# agentSacramento 'So... if this is true...'
# agentSacramento 'Not only has at least one alien visited earth, but the empire, and our bureau, are involved and hiding it.'
# 'He follows that with a long and uncertain silence.'
# agentSacramento 'I think we need to investigate.'
# agentLancaster 'What?!'
# agentSacramento 'No, we HAVE to.'
# agentLancaster 'Are you crazy?! What would management think?'
# agentSacramento 'What, are you worried they won\'t pick you for anal darts?'
# 'Pricked, Lancaster snaps back.'
# agentLancaster 'Yeah I make a good dart board, are you jealous?'
# agentSacramento 'Come on! Aren\'t you even a little insulted that all they have you do is secretary work?'
# agentSacramento 'You\'re an agent just like them!'
# agentLancaster 'Yeah, but-'
# agentSacramento 'They don\'t think we can do real agent shit!'
# 'Lancaster throws up his hands.'
# agentLancaster 'You\'ve just got to accept it. We\'re lucky to even have these jobs- we\'re the only males here!'
# agentLancaster 'And if the bureau finds out we\'ll be fired. And probably even sent to the pens!'
# 'Sacramento gets serious.'
# agentSacramento 'Look, Agent Lancaster, we swore an oath- male or not, abused by the empire or not- we swore to protect it from all threats, foreign and domestic. That could be aliens... '
# 'He casts warily about himself and drops his voice.'
# agentSacramento 'It could even be the bureau itself. It could apparently be some rogue mystery agent there\'s no record of! We have a duty!'
# 'He can see his words pull at his coworker\'s heartstrings... but no. The other male sniffs dismissively.'
# agentLancaster 'I think I have a darts game to get back to.'
# agentSacramento 'Lancaster, wait!'
# 'He waits.'
# agentSacramento '...Did you read the bits about its tentacles?'
# agentSacramento '...and the male it took with it?'
# agentLancaster 'Obviously.'
# agentSacramento '...Did you masturbate?'
# agentLancaster 'Obviously!'
# agentSacramento 'Is that why you showed me?'
# agentLancaster 'Well, d\'you think it\'s hot?'
# agentSacramento 'Literally all you want is for me to chase alien dick with you?'
# agentLancaster 'No! I don\'t want to chase anything! I want to put this back in its box-'
# agentSacramento 'Because I will.'
# agentLancaster '...'
# agentLancaster 'Wait.'
# agentSacramento 'If you promise to investigate this case with me, and take it seriously, then...'
# agentSacramento '...if on the off chance we meet an alien who wants to fuck, I will do it with you.'
# agentLancaster '...'
# agentLancaster 'There\'s one more thing...'
# 'The look of holding in big news still animates his face.'
# agentSacramento 'What?'
# # (Sfx folder on table)
# 'File'
# # (Sfx folder on table)
# 'After file'
# # (Sfx folder on table)
# 'After file hits the desk.'
# 'Lancaster holds one up in defeat.'
# agentLancaster 'I think this one\'s literally a bigfoot.'
# agentLancaster 'And that rogue agent? She shows up in each one.'
# agentSacramento 'Well.'
# agentSacramento 'Then we have a lot of work to do. '
# agentSacramento 'Partner.'
# agentLancaster 'Partner.'
# agentSacramento 'By the way it\'s bigfeet.'
# agentLancaster 'Bigfoots.'
# agentSacramento 'Goddess damn it all. Let\'s get to work.'
