To complete the experience, only updated it every 8 months, have "real life issues" to justify this you never actually elaborate on (but also be constantly on discord or other social sites with no issue, clearly not busy) and then randomly drop it one day only to "remake" it by just sort of... making the same game again no better than before
Also the devs nameMy only worry is that this game plays itself straight and says it's being ironic. Otherwise, what else can I say with a title and description like that