Lmao, imagine telling Regina
"LISTEN UP, DEARIE. I'M IN CONTACT WITH A MULTIDIMENSIONAL VERSION OF MYSELF. THAT'S SUPER COOL, RIGHT?"
"Uh... sorry, what?"
"PURE HUMAN PERKS, HONEY ...... NAYA ATE ME !"
"Wait. What?"
"NAYA ATE ME AND WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS!"
"She... what?"
"SHE ATE ME FOR SUCKING AT HIDE AND SEEK!"
"That’s... bad."
"SHE ATE ME FOR NOT BEING ERECT WHILE SHE WAS DEVOURING ME!"
"Oh... no."
"SHE ATE ME FOR CUMMING ON HER TONGUE TOO SOON, ON A BLOODY FULL BODY BLOWJOB!"
"This is... awful."
"SHE TURNED ME INTO A CROTCH TATTOO BECAUSE I WAS TOO TIRED TO BANG HER!"
"C-crotch W-W-WHAT?"
"SHE'LL USE THE TREE OF LIFE AS A DILDO. REGINA, YOU HAVE TO PUT HER DOWN. NEUTER THE KITTY. SPRAY HER!"
"Okay. I’ll..."
"DON'T BE A PASSIVE BITCH LIKE ELIETTE!"
"Don’t be disresp—"
"THAT ANGEL STEAMROLLED ME WITH HER ROLLS, REGINA. SHE PANCAKED ME WITH HER CAKE!"
"U-uh, really?"
"DON'T LET THE COW SEE ME. SHE CRAVES MY MEAT."
"Should I be worried about your mental state?"
"MAKE MADEA AN HONORARY CITIZEN AND MAKE THE REST FERTILIZER. MAKE DIULA HAPPY.
"Don't use Diula as a weapo...."
" NAYA HIDES IN A CAVE AT LATITUDE: 44°31'55"N LONGITUDE: 31°22'44"E , ALONE, BETWEEN 1700 AND 1830 "
"I'm getting scared "
I must continue this.. I just...must...DO IT!
Note: between brackets is what is in the speaker's thought
"HEY REGINA, HAVE YOU HEARD OF MARYEN?!?"
"Yes, Kesiema's main guardian, what about her? (oh dear Queen.)"
"DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE SECRETLY HAS A THING TO BEING IN CHARGE AND BEING THE ONE WHO HAS THE UPPER HAND IN TERMS OF POWER???"
"That.....has to be the most normal thing I have heard you say so far..."
"NO, WHAT I MEAN IS THAT SHE HAS 2 SIDES!!!, NO LIKE. LITERALLY!!!"
"....I'm afraid to ask...."
"WHAT'S EVEN CRAZIER IS THAT ONE OF THEM IS NOT A SIDE, IT'S ACTUALLY A PART OF HER THAT SHE REFUSES TO ACCEPT!"
"Please don't elaborate...."
"BASICALLY SHE HAS A GENTLE SIDE AND A SADISTIC, DOMINATRIX MOMMY SIDE THAT SHE HAS TO SATISFY EVERY NOW AND THEN!, FEELS LIKE AN ITCH TO HER!!!"
"That's... oddly specific.. and if I have to guess, she refuses to accept the second one. (Aaaaaaand now it isn't as normal anymore.)"
"SHE EVEN CRUSHED A HOMASPHERIAN CITIZEN'S LEGS FOR SHIT AND GIGGLES ONCE!"
"Oh dear- Wait wait wait wait WAIT!, what brought Maryen - The Guardian of Kesiema - into Homaspheria, their enemy's land?"
"KENDRA, HER SISTER, THREATENED HER THAT SHE'D CRUSH A NEUTRAL CITY AND KILL INNOCENTS WITH HER CAKE IF SHE DOESN'T COME WITH HER TO HOMASPHERIA"
"SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE HER "FEEL FREE",TRYING TO MAKE HER FEEL PLEASURE FOR BEING IN POWER, TRYING TO AWAKEN HER SADISTIC, DOMINATRIX MOMMY SIDE!"
"The way you say "Mommy" and your obsession with it is..... quite concerning..."
"MARYEN TRAPPED ME IN A CAGE AND ALMOST SQUASHED ME WHILE SLOWLY SITTING ON THE CAGE THEN SQUASHING IT WITH HER CAKE!"
"I'd never expect that from Maryen out of all people..."
"IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES, AMIRITE???, I'M ACTUALLY JEALOUS OF THE CAGE!"
"Did you hit your head again?"
"ALSO HER SISTER IS AS KINKY AS HER IN THIS WAY, THEY SURE ARE SISTERS!"
"THAT'S how you see their similarities and connection???"
"OH THERE'S A VERSION OF MYSELF BEING CAPTURED BY KENDRA AND SOLD TO YAKKU AS A SLAVE!"
"...Oh Queen have mercy...."
"OH RELAX!, IT'S NOT HALF BAD!, IF YOU DON'T COUNT THE SLAVES KILLED DAILY FOR FUCKING UP WHILE APPLYING NAIL POLISH ON HER NAILS OR FOR GROWING SOME BALLS AGAINST HER,OR ME BEING BELITTLED AND RECIEVING DEATH THREATS IF I DECIDED TO CUM WITHOUT PERMISSION EVERY 5 SECONDS!"
"NOW, DO I START WITH THE TIME WHERE SHE KEPT ME AS A SEXTOY WHILE SHE WAS WALKING IN PUBLIC OR THE TIME WHERE SHE THREATENED TO KILL ME IF I FUCK UP WHILE APPLYING NAIL POLISH ON HER TOENAILS???"
"....I'm going to meet with the council and set plans with our War against Lycalis...."
"OH I KNOW!, I'LL START WITH THAT ONE TIME WHERE SHE TRAPPED ME IN HER BOOT!"
"Byeeee for now~~~~! (I NEED to get out of here!) "
"HER FOOT
UNIRONCIALLY TASTED LIKE VANILLA, SHE'S ACTUALLY A HYGENIC PERSON!" (The MC's voice slowly gets quieter as Regina walks away from that horndog!)
I tried. xD
Maybe I'll do Part 2 later. xD
