I've encountered a strange situation with pregnancy.
I do not have the option to get an abortion at the clinic (unless I'm missing something obvious, there just isn't a numbered option or a hypertext under the relevant description. If anyone can indicate where the option comes up on the screen, and whether it only appears on mondays like hospitalization, I would appreciate it. The wiki says nothing about any of this), which implies that I must have gotten pregnant more than two months ago. This, however, is impossible. I know this, because more or less exactly two and a half months ago I accidentally lost the porn studio disk and got locked up in the sauna, and at that time I had an active contraceptive shot. So I can't have gotten pregnant before I was locked up. The contraceptive shot wore off around a week before I managed to work off my debt, so even if I immediately got pregnant then, I should be able to get the little guy clinically yeeted when I got out.
The only things that would make some amount of sense to me, other than a bug, is if the option only appears on the first monday of the month, and I end up missing the window by a few days, or else if I have to do something else before the option comes up (in which case, why? This would be as inscrutable as the inability to masturbate unless you're already horny. A very strange gate). Please, render your assistance, for I am inexorably confus and resolutely not ready to give birth (and on that point, is there actually any child-rearing content? That would be interesting, for later).