MalLiz

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So for how long has the game gone on by now anyway? 3 years? Maybe 4? We all know the glorious sex with Nana event was going to essentially mark the midway point, meaning we can easily infer how much longer the game will go on after that.

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A certain Dragon Age game supposedly has a sex scene that has your MC and potential partner literally hollerin' like the house seller Thomas fucked before, with both situations making me think of Missy Elliot's "Get Your Freak On" song.
 
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So for how long has the game gone on by now anyway? 3 years? Maybe 4? We all know the glorious sex with Nana event was going to essentially mark the midway point, meaning we can easily infer how much longer the game will go on after that.
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Maybe it will continue for that long - who really knows, but since this game isn't story driven you can check out whenever you like. Once you bag and tag your preferred LI's it's easy to bail out. For me - just waiting on Amelie... then I'm outta' here :cool:
 
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So for how long has the game gone on by now anyway? 3 years? Maybe 4? We all know the glorious sex with Nana event was going to essentially mark the midway point, meaning we can easily infer how much longer the game will go on after that.

-Mal
Like sands in the hourglass, we can hope this soap opera lasts for decades.

Speaking of hourglasses... Nana, amiright?

edit: oh oh... she defiantly extends my spyglass! hey-o! there it is!
 

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Maybe it will continue for that long - who really knows, but since this game isn't story driven you can check out whenever you like. Once you bad and tag your preferred LI's it's easy to bail out. For me - just waiting on Amelie... then I'm outta' here :cool:
That'll be the official (second) interesting stage of the game for me. Looking forward to seeing how far she'll go when she's been 'awakened' by the MC and his lively bunch. She's close... So close...
First interesting part was Elizabeth but she seems to be getting the short end of the MC's stick atm.
 

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Anyone know the brand and/or model of the mattress used in this game? Clearly it's got magical, tractor beam like properties; drawing in any female within 100 meters.

I have GOT to get one of these! You've seen my avatar, anything can improve my love life at this point :p

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Since you mentioned it, I would be quite interested in the design of the bed. The static load on this screen will be slightly under half a ton, that's already a damn good dimension. And I'm not talking about what kind of dynamic load it has to handle.
 

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Anyone know the brand and/or model of the mattress used in this game? Clearly it's got magical, tractor beam like properties; drawing in any female within 100 meters.

I have GOT to get one of these! You've seen my avatar, anything can improve my love life at this point :p
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Yes, I have one of those. It's the new Serta Harem Sleepover, and it works just like you see in the picture. It's available in King and CuckQueen sizes :cool:

As to your avatar - you might need a shave, but other that you're good 2 go ;)
 

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Since you mentioned it, I would be quite interested in the design of the bed. The static load on this screen will be slightly under half a ton, that's already a damn good dimension. And I'm not talking about what kind of dynamic load it has to handle.
It is built with a metal frame, the metal was extracted from the Belgium Mountains and tempered with the liquefied sands of the Paris Beach.

It is indestructible, unsinkable, unmoving, water (and fluids) resistant, friction proof, can stand sun level temperatures and the mattress, oh the mattress, that wonder is made of "Idiotic Comments". Let me tell you, that mattress is the most supporting, the most soft, the most warm, the most cloud like. It doesn't even need to be turned for Winter and Summer... :eek:

The bedding, is made of "Troll Hair", dyed with the "White Knighted Sheep Piss", it's thread count is over 35.000. It's such a textile feat that the only thing keeping it from Guinness Book of Records is the Patent. World leaders and Billionaires have tried to get the secrets of it, but, it's hold very safe on a Box on the Moon.

Peace :D
 

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Since you mentioned it, I would be quite interested in the design of the bed. The static load on this screen will be slightly under half a ton, that's already a damn good dimension. And I'm not talking about what kind of dynamic load it has to handle.
If we're talking metric tonnes (or I guess a metric tonne if we are to be pedantic) then I'd say you're probably off by about fifty kilograms, at least. Kat, Shizuka and Asami are all pletty slim, but Alison, Amy, Liz and Jamila are pretty decently sized, i.e. they're not stick figures. So we can easily infer the averaged-out weight per person is about 65 kilograms for the ladies. But MC? Come on... He's tall, he's buff, and he's clearly not lacking in any way, physically speaking. So I'd estimate his weight at around 90 kilograms, at the very least.

So with that bit of data in mind, 65 x 7 = 455 + 90 = 545. So yeah! Your estimate was pretty good overall, but I'd say we can easily infer the bed to be supporting more than half a tonne of concentrated sexiness in that picture. Oak, ebony and mahogany, move the fuck over. We're using ironwood for this sucker, I'm betting! And I mean the D&D type at that, not just the olneya kind.

(And yeah, I'm a fucking nerd. Deal with it, yo. :ROFLMAO:)

-Mal
 

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It is built with a metal frame, the metal was extracted from the Belgium Mountains and tempered with the liquefied sands of the Paris Beach.
Yeah, it seems to have more durability than vibranium or adamantium. I have a feeling that it will not be an ordinary metal and its base will not be published in the regular periodic table.
Paris beaches, that brings me back to the IOC idiocy. Many surfers went as far as Tahiti, when Paris has such beautiful beaches.

It is indestructible, unsinkable, unmoving, water (and fluids) resistant, friction proof, can stand sun level temperatures and the mattress, oh the mattress, that wonder is made of "Idiotic Comments". Let me tell you, that mattress is the most supporting, the most soft, the most warm, the most cloud like. It doesn't even need to be turned for Winter and Summer... :eek:
That almost sounds like a Titanic ad back in the days

Thank you for your comprehensive analysis, I don't have to look for such complicated furniture. Thank God that I am lucky in my life and have only one wife
 

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If we're talking metric tonnes (or I guess a metric tonne if we are to be pedantic) then I'd say you're probably off by about fifty kilograms, at least. Kat, Shizuka and Asami are all pletty slim, but Alison, Amy, Liz and Jamila are pretty decently sized, i.e. they're not stick figures. So we can easily infer the averaged-out weight per person is about 65 kilograms for the ladies. But MC? Come on... He's tall, he's buff, and he's clearly not lacking in any way, physically speaking. So I'd estimate his weight at around 90 kilograms, at the very least.

So with that bit of data in mind, 65 x 7 = 455 + 90 = 545. So yeah! Your estimate was pretty good overall, but I'd say we can easily infer the bed to be supporting more than half a tonne of concentrated sexiness in that picture. Oak, ebony and mahogany, move the fuck over. We're using ironwood for this sucker, I'm betting! And I mean the D&D type at that, not just the olneya kind.

(And yeah, I'm a fucking nerd. Deal with it, yo. :ROFLMAO:)

-Mal
Well, I calculated with the average weight of a woman of 50 kg, but it will probably be a bit higher. The heaviest will probably be Jamila, but I doubt that she will weigh 70 kg. I also assumed about 90 kg for Thomas.
Is that jealousy or relief? Hard to tell from here... ;)

Peace :D
Both, sometime one is not enough, especially when it come to naughty thing (But maybe I just think too much of myself and would need that firmer bed again.). But usually one is too much to handle
 
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Well, I calculated with the average weight of a woman of 50 kg, but it will probably be a bit higher. The heaviest will probably be Jamila, but I doubt that she will weigh 70 kg. I also assumed about 90 kg for Thomas.

Both, sometime one is not enough, especially when it come to naughty thing (But maybe I just think too much of myself and would need that firmer bed again.). But usually one is too much to handle
Well even if we average out the ladies' weight at about 60 kilograms each, that still comes up to a grand total of about 510 kilograms. I mean, sure, this is just guesswork, but I'm pretty sure my math is at least somewhat solid!

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Well even if we average out the ladies' weight at about 60 kilograms each, that still comes up to a grand total of about 510 kilograms. I mean, sure, this is just guesswork, but I'm pretty sure my math is at least somewhat solid!

-Mal
As I say, we calculated an average of 50 kg, if we don't know their height, it's a very bad estimate. I just took an average, we didn't distinguish specifically. Rather than solidity, I played to a certain tact. And how the hell is a guy supposed to know a woman's weight or age when women lie about it all the time.
 

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NOW THERE IS SEX WITH NANA
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Please read what I say next without thinking I am angry or having any kind of ill feelings.

Can you please edit your post and put what is out of the spoiler in the spoiler? Optionally, you can put the content of the spoiler outside, if you so wish.

I'm sure you understand why.

Peace :)
 
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