I guess I'm old enough and that's why I say - three bag rule IS for snowflakes! man up and just do what has to be done and be proud to pull this offI can be inclusive but there has to be a line somewhere and, frankly, someone that three bags wouldn't solve is crossing my line.
In case you're not as old as I am... The three bag rule is:
(trigger warning here for the snowflakes...)
One bag for her so you can't see her face.
One for you in case hers falls off.
One for the dog so he'll still respect you in the morning.
oh, and just to clarify: we don't really use that rull anyway - what can not be solved using one bag is hopeless so why bother. the dog can always skip the show and yourself - just do your duty.