First time playthrough and I have to say I like it so far. Some of the humorous lines really cracked me up. Overall I also like the cheesy wholesomeness.
The only gripe I have so far is the non-sensical beach that somehow exists in Paris and the fact that it's supposed to be Christmas. Everybody is running around in super light clothing in December? Maybe I misremember, but isn't the setting supposed to be close to New York? In any case - Paris is cold at Christmas time, too.
I know it's a porn game and nothing in it makes sense, nor is it supposed to, but for some reason that really bugs me. Am I just weird?