Unity - Completed - Guardians of Eden [Final] [Black Cat Entertainment]

bleh. there's only so much cultural baggage i can handle in my porn.

GoE's greatest sin is that it is secretly a visual novel, and a visual novel with terrible, badly translated writing at that. all of this writing is completely skippable. the storyline and characters are about as interesting as gravel, and the worldbuilding is just barely better. the h-scene writing is the kind of awful doujin stuff that causes reasonable Westerners physical pain to read, and on top of that, it's just... too degenerate for me at times. that's a sentence i never thought i'd write. for fuck's sake, i review porno games as a hobby.

it's not all bad, though. if you skip through the writing, you're left with a competent -- if easy to cheese -- tower defense game and some very, very nice animation that singlehandedly bumps this game's rating up by a star. it's got jiggle in all the right places. can't complain about that.

Its been a few days since I last played this so I might misremember somethings, but I can say this game is an alright game, but not that great.

TLDR at bottom

==Gameplay==
0 stars
The bulk of the game is generally just a standard tower defense where you place girls on pedastels to attack enemies with each girl having their unique traits and special abilities, and you upgrade said girls with resources dropped by enemies. You can click each placed girl to upgrade them or use their ability, or use the hotkeys and tab between specials and upgrades which I usually did after pausing. The game is pretty easy if you know what you're doing early on, but there's a spike in difficulty at the end so keep that in mind.
The Combat is not all that engaging, but its not something that ruins the game nor is it the focus as the focus is on the girls who you can offer food to with each girl having a preference. By giving food to your girls, you level them up, but by giving them something they would like, it enables you to go into a sex scene with them that is influenced by their affection level with a max level of 3. At 0, you can only touch, at 1 you can then lick/kiss, at 2 sex, at 3 you bring in the sex toys which you can buy from the merchant, with each girl having a sensitive spot for each mode.

You can also increase the xp and affection of girls via gifts that can also be bought from the merchant, who is a squid girl found on the map opposite to the chef, both of whom you can use items found on levels to exchange for their goods. Fortunately, you don't need to grind missions since, once you complete a leve, you can just spam-click "auto-battle" and harvest as much resources as you want from a level.

==Presentation==
1 Star
Not much to say other than the fact that the art in this game is pretty good, and the animation looks decent as well. Don't have any complaints here other than looking a bit generic maybe.

==H-Factor==
-1 star
So there are at least 3 sex scenes for each girl, 1 is the type you get each night, the other 2 happen after you progress the story and their affection enough. They are well done, but I just wish there was more, and a few more for the chef and tentacle merchant.
...Now that I think about it, I'm pissed we cant have snoo snoo from muscle, dark skinned, tomboy catgirl, WTF. - 1 more star

==Narrative==
So you are a priest sent from a village to fulfill the role of another priest maintaining a church meant to keep demons at bay untill he mysteriously passes away, however you find the valkyries there as well who seemed to serve the last priest, all being girls chosen by the gods to be warriors.

That is about as much as I can remember since I just skipped past the dialogue, cause who plays porn-games for the story. I also got bored from the dialogue fairly early on and didn't exactly like the girls personalities either in my initial impression.
(Harpy nerd and Delinquent Mermaid are pretty alright though)

==Suggestions and Improvements==
More sex scenes, dump at least 12 or so more and include the chef and this would be 4 stars. If you add 8 or so scenes with chef and marry her and have 10 kids together, potential 5 stars from me.

==TLDR==
This is an average game with some good looking art, but due to a lack of sex scenes it deserves at least 3 stars imo. However, it added a cat-girl tomboy with muscles, exactly my type, and didn't even have one scene with her. fucking why.

If we compare this game to their previous one, from a gameplay perspective, it's an improvement. Art and sex scenes are still great as always. I'd recommend it to those who like monster girls, touching simulators and tower defense. And Story is interesting too,

The tower defense stuff was inoffensive so I felt overall not relevant to review.

As for the interactive sex scenes, despite the great art, these are some of the most lifeless and least hot interactive sex scenes I've played in an interactive game yet.

There's no backing audio of the girls breathing, so if you stop touching it's basically 100% silence. There's no intermediate states of increasing arousal, they've got what seems like 5 dialogue lines of "feeling it a little" to "basically climaxing" that play when you touch the right area that all repeat with no sense of logical continuance, build up, or relation to her overall pleasure gauge, and then it plays one climax reaction when they actually orgasm.

The sex elements seems so perfunctory I don't know why they bothered not just making a normal tower defense game.

Just beat the game, here are my thoughts:

TIP: if you are struggling with the difficulty spike, you need to do two things.

1. Make money as soon as possible to get other towers out, usually good to go one character to stun and one character that hits multiple enemies.

2. Use the pause button often to pop the abilities as much as possible.

Story: This is a porn story, there's a little lore to justify sex and it does establish its own mythos even with a very small plot twist on how things got to be the way they are. It is an average hentai video plot. Not bad, not good.

Characters: Average, with some interesting personalities and a smattering as to why certain characters behave the way they do. They all go through arcs, and change by the end of the game. Not too bad but they are decently generic.

The tower defense portion: Disappointing but competent. There isn't much depth to the game, there isn't any slow unveiling of new "towers", which are really just heroes. At the beginning there are 5 heroes to use and then two more get introduced towards the middle.

The enemy variety also was pretty poor, they don't really change all that much. You basically had fast, regular, and slow. Typically having bigger health pools as you'd expect. They have different designs and the type does factor into a food mechanic but don't feel all that different from each other. The enemy types do get switched up based on resistances, so certain heroes won't be as effective against them.

I managed to three star all the levels, not sure how many people in the reviews played all the way because nobody talked about it. The game has an annoying difficulty spike at stage 13. It really took me by surprise as I was steam rolling through all the previous levels and then BAM holding the line by a fingernail's width. Took me a bunch of tries and a few quits to finally figure out how to beat it and subsequent levels.

There is one puzzle in the game that is tied to the story, kinda interesting but not really a puzzle as you can just spam different options till you get the right ones. There's a cooking and gift mechanic, I basically used the cooking method to progress the relationships the most and then only fell back on the gifts later.

The porn is good, animation is good. The sex minigames are average and don't require a bunch of grinding. The relationship progresses as you unlock more options in the sex menu. Nothing new here.

Gripes: There are many things that brought the score down for me. One is the shallow strategy for the tower defense portion. They had one trick up their sleeve and it increased the difficulty way too fast. By giving all these enemies super buffed resistances it forced me to pay attention to what was coming in, but not in a good way. The game didn't ease me into these mechanics because I didn't need to pay attention to them in all the previous levels. Sucky game design.

The enemies were quite boring and killing them was not super fun until the last few levels where the difficulty was at its highest.

The gifts portion of the game kind of sucked as I would just spam food to get access to sex and raising relationship levels.

Relationships never improved how the characters worked on the battlefield so there wasn't a marriage of the sex part of the game and the tower defense portion.

At every like 3rd level, you got the option to choose who to bed, expect you can already do that at the base after you feed the Valkyries. Seemed incorrectly used or a game function never utilized.

The waves have a countdown but it doesn't start counting till you kill the last enemy of the previous wave, so it seems completely useless feature since you can just pause.

Verdict: One of the few tower defense games that actually is competent from the beginning to the end. The story wasn't ass either so that counts for something. The characters and the sex scenes were good. The strategy and gameplay was poor. All of this evens out to an Average rating for me.

Good, clean, straightforward fun. The tower mechanics aren't complicated, though perfect scores do--annoyingly--seem to require players to either pause or slow the battles in order to start applying upgrades as soon as possible. My only major complaint is that the MC is the typical milquetoast everyman who trips facefirst into a pile of cliches, but that was kind of a given from the onset.

A more legitimate but lesser complaint is that I'm just not into some of the fetishes...and the lack of anal/vaginal/oral for all the girls is kind of a bummer. It feels like a waste.

Beyond that? Definitely worth downloading for a few hours of fun. The writing is competent, at least, and there's honestly nothing to complain about beyond the lack of content in certain respects, or the inability to pick and choose what content is available.

Legit challenging gameplay about tower defense, you gotta use your towers carefully to win, the towers are goddesses/divine beings which you give offerings, to upgrade their passive stats. In combat, when you kill enemies you earn points that let you upgrade the tower MASSIVELY but only for the current level. The strategy is to spam abilities of these towers with a lot of keyboard clicking, you can pause with space, and carefully slaughter all the enemies. In the final level, which is pure cancer by the way, but still fun, you gotta manually rearrange your towers which costs points, to defeat all 3 boss wave enemies.

When you win you gain resources. When you win with 3 stars in a level you can re-visit and farm that level for free for infinite resources. With resources you can cook delicious food for the goddesses. Each goddess has its tastes so you gotta be careful to give them the correct food. From the shopkeeper you can purchase special items to help for upgrading the goddesses.

But wait, isn't this a porn game you might say? Absolutely it is. The H-scenes are consensual when you feed the goddess with tasty food. There's the normal H-scenes, a but grindy but still worth it, eventually you will visit the temple at the centre to unlock infinite stamina in H-scenes to farm them all quickly. There's also H-scene events.

Did I forget to mention? The animation quality is phenomenal, this is the kind of quality you should expect to see in a high quality unity game. If the gameplay doesn't convince you the game is great, well the H-scenes definitely will.

The dialogue is kinda meaningless and generic, so hold Ctrl to skip it.

The music is very nice too, from melodic calming themes, to mysterious themes, to combat action themes.

Play it, you won't regret it.

Disclaimer, you give me a nice goblin girl and dont fuck up neither the animation nor the sex sounds and you already have won me.

Because thats what this is about, a bunch of monster girls with a very erotic desing, getting fucked. The girls are all very apealing and have funny personalities.

Gameplay? basic tower defense, not much more to it. But with the amount of walking simulator and VN that i consume in search for good porn, im not gonna turnaround and discount point for basic gameplay.....as long as it doesnt get in the away it works for me.

The amount of content is also satifying 2 scenes for each of the 7 girls +the interactive scene.....wich is very simplistic but it works.

This appeals to an especifict audience and to that audience delivers perfectly.

A tower defense game focusing on the use of monster girl hero units and triggerable abilities. Having been a big fan of Millennium War Aigis back when it was on Nutaku, I was eager to give this one a try, but unfortunately it didn't live up to expectations.

The Good:

1. Beautiful 2D illustrations and pretty solid animations.

The Bad:

1. The tower defense is much more shallow than I would've hoped, and you can easily three-star most maps without doing much of anything or even worrying about ideal placement. There were three maps that were an exception to this, and they were more frustrating than challenging.
2. The romance mechanics are perfunctory at best; you just pile the food gifts high and wait for unlocks.
3. While the illustrations are top-notch, the actual character design is about as uninspired and generic as it comes for most characters, and even the designs I liked were pretty derivative of established types.

All in all, I didn't regret my time with the game, but I'm not surprised to see the negative reactions. There was clearly a lot of potential here, and like many games with slick presentations and high production values that end up being pretty uninspiring, it's getting hammered a bit more than I'd probably say is fair.

Overall it feels like a poor mobile game.
The artwork is fine, and character design is nice. The artbook (if that's included) is enough. Art is all there is to it.

• The animations are mid. Right at the title screen you're greeted by an animation of a girl where her belly button randomly stretches left and right. That looks very mediocre and doesn't fit with the rest of the animation.
• Typical mobile game tutorials: "we lock everything, you must click here, click there, and click here"
• Poor UI. Leaving menus (like settings screen) with RMB or ESC is a common sense now, player shouldn't be a sniper to hit these tiny buttons for closing windows. If you decide to skip text, you won't be able to stop skipping, as the text box will change its' size to fit text, and the skip button will jump around a lot. Same inconsistent size with other popups.
• The gameplay is an easy and kinda boring tower defence.
• The sex scenes are "touch the right part and get an animation". There's no exit, you must spend all your energy to end the scene.

It would be fine as an average mobile game maybe, but as a PC game, it's bad.

a very good game thank you for that. the animation is great, the td rounds are well balanced. to be honest this game is one of the best games i played from f95zone. hope the developer will make more games or updating this game. sorry for my bad english.

I have to agree with the other posters, this game is nowhere near 5/5. It could easily be a 3/5 if you're into monster girls (I was personally impressed by the dragonlady and her "weak spots" but that's just me having a dragon/ass fetishes), the art is done well enough and there is some variety of girls but the gameplay loop and story are just meh. It's good for a quick fap but that's it.

i have no idea why everyone 5* this game.

the "strategy part": play the harpy lady and whatever other unit, max harpy unit. her range can cover the entire map on every area + she buffs herself and others. easy win on every map.

the "sex" part: nothing more than youd expect from an average puzzle game, you click on a body part and if its the right body part, see an animation that repeats forever.

the "grinding/level up" part: once you 3* a level, you can reselect it and "grind" it, aka you insta beat it and then get items. no cooldown, turn on autoclicker, have all materials you ever need within 30 seconds of beating the first 2 levels.

the story? no idea, i skipped it all.

the gif of the orc girl getting fucked in the opening of the thread is about all the animations you'll get.


if the actual gameplay wasnt just spam harpy girl id consider 2* but THIS is boring as fuck.

imagine kingdom rush, but all you have to do is place down 1 archer tower, 1 whatever tower (literally doesnt matter) and then max the archer tower.
wheres the strategy, wheres the fun?

idk what to say, almost everything about this is your typical trash puzzle game you played so many times on f95zone.

to each their own, but AT THE VERY BEST id give 1.5*. thats it.

Oh, hey! This one is actually cool.
Hot monster girls, nice art, animated scenes, and a solid gameplay which can offer you a real challenge. Though if it turns out to be too difficult, you can always lower a game difficulty in the game preferences menu.
I can note only two issues: save system acting weirdly (sometimes you can lose items from inventory when you load your save even if you are completely sure they were there when you made that save) and combat controls are kinda uncomfortable (you have the same keyboard button for special ability and level-up)

Honestly i got baited by first 5 star reviews and thought this will be worth downloading, and in short, its not.

- Art style seems very nice, and well, its decent but looks a lot better here in preview than in real game. Few animations are nice for an eye and then 80% of content looks rather mid or uninteresting. To simply put, i have seen way better hentai games than this.

- Gameplay is very mid to low quality. If you played any decent tower defense games like warcraft 3 custom games, kingdom rush, gemcraft and so on this thing is not worth the time. Animations of towers and enemies are uninteresting and i got bored rather fast. I am obviously not expecting this random hentai game to be on kingdom rush level, but its not even playable in my opinion.

- Freaking tutorial constantly showing you where to click all the time, over and over and over again. Seriously who likes that? I understand when game explains thing or two but not all the time with no time for player to even feel the game. This is very easy example of how to not make a tutorial in any game, most people hate this shit, i do even more. Later on game stops with tutorials but first experience is ruined.

- story and rest is whatever, i didnt went too far to have any opinion on that besides that i didnt like dialogues and how it was scripted.

- h scenes looked ok but not worth downloading, go find better games, there is a lots of them.

Well, well, well. If it isn't a TD with hot busty girls of all races.
So we have a handful of systems:

• Crafting Gifts and Dating Sim
• Better Relationship means Better Combat Stats
• Different mob types meant to be countered with a specific tower
• Tower Ultimate utilization at critical moments
• Girls have specific areas that they are weak to during sex

The CGs are 10/10 and fairly easy to unlock. Minimal grind needed, as when you 3-star a level. A button is unlocked to skip the combat and only receive crafting materials.

Being a unity game, editing save is extremely easy with notepad++
NOTE: You can easily go into an infinite loading loop by increasing the values too high in your save file.

The best game for adults in the last 10+ years in the style of T.D. + good graphics, nice characters, there is a plot component, a dating system, humor in the game is also sometimes funny, + I like T.D. ^_^