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JebBush

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Okay, so how mature is this particular yordle? I know they can vary vastly in "age", despite not aging and being immortal and blah blah blah. I just wanna make sure this isn't some loli game because that'd be a huge nope for me.
I can't imagine worrying about the age of an imaginary nonhuman character made with computer graphics.

Grow the fuck up dude.
 

Outonbail

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I can't imagine worrying about the age of an imaginary nonhuman character made with computer graphics.

Grow the fuck up dude.
Thank you for this sensible response. I was initially feeling worried about the OP, but reading this therapeutically brought me back to baseline.

Anyways, the game is impressive. I look forward to seeing future scenes from the first two choices. Maybe different positions as a reward for being nice to Poppy?
 
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whatuwanna

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Indeed, I would like to see more such well-integrated animations in the game. Moreover, the animations are so good. Usually, it ends with a change of poses and 1-3 animations of the body and face in a looped state (sometimes even interrupted, like a video player on repeat).
Yes, I have never played a game with such beautiful animation and I have never seen a game like this.
 
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TitleA_A

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Okay, so how mature is this particular yordle? I know they can vary vastly in "age", despite not aging and being immortal and blah blah blah. I just wanna make sure this isn't some loli game because that'd be a huge nope for me.
poppy is like Frieren, with a hammer.
 

Tannin00

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Unfortunately, my report was rejected and I got an alert that someone needs more details, though I don’t know who. Normally, moderation would investigate the matter, but here it seems the methods are different, and of course I deleted the files, so I can’t provide any further details.

This is what I know, the Vikingfile contained a zip archive that was layered like an onion, with a malware file inside, while the Krakenfiles file turned out to be an installer for something other than the game.

Anyway, I have reported it, and it’s up to maintenance whether to leave the malware links, fix them, or remove them.
I don't remember which version I downloaded, and I downloaded it on the 23rd (2 days after your post), and after running a scan, the antivirus didn't detect anything, either in the zip or in the unzipped "game" folder, so unless they changed the file and didn't report or mention anything, I don't understand how it raised the malware alarm for you?

Did they at least mention why your report was rejected?
 

RyanH

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This sounds really suspicious. Dev’s friends in moderation could be giving unfair support to the game. I usually read reviews before downloading, and I guess a few others do the same for that purpose. Another negative feature here (whole community) is the use of fake tags. And when a red flag arises and I ask about the tags, usually someone in the dev’s network gets angry. Well, angry responses on the other hand give me the answer I was looking for. I use tags for searching my kind of a games.
This is true, just seeing my review vanish as well. Suddenly top in weighted ratings, review count doesnt really grow, just a handful of 5 star reviews. Pretty clear boosted game where negative reviews are being removed. Game lacks any polish, almost no options work/dont lock you and it eats computer performance like Im playing some 2025 MMO. Also a game that launches without a menu and closes with esc is just not serious, this would be thrown out of some itch.io gamejam with its design.
 
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miggymiggy

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This is true, just seeing my review vanish as well. Suddenly top in weighted ratings, review count doesnt really grow, just a handful of 5 star reviews. Pretty clear boosted game where negative reviews are being removed. Game lacks any polish, almost no options work/dont lock you and it eats computer performance like Im playing some 2025 MMO. Also a game that launches without a menu and closes with esc is just not serious, this would be thrown out of some itch.io gamejam with its design.
Good work by the mods deleting reviews from people who cant read
 

Pheonix92

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Game lacks any polish, almost no options work/dont lock you and it eats computer performance like Im playing some 2025 MMO. Also a game that launches without a menu and closes with esc is just not serious, this would be thrown out of some itch.io gamejam with its design.
With so many issues, it feels like it is an early access, work in progress game...OH WAIT!!!! :LOL:
 

RyanH

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With so many issues, it feels like it is an early access, work in progress game...OH WAIT!!!! :LOL:
Nice two fake accounts. Anyways early access is a silly facade which people are hating even on steam nowadays. Imagine this game being on steam, well it would never be greenlit, regardless of it being nsfw. Since you seem to suck up to this so much answer me this, why is a test build numbered 1.x.x? Are you all simple or also paid by the dev.

Shoutout to miggy who has likely never played the game and didnt read my comment but speaks up like an expert. Interestingly the account only has activity in this thread, extremely confusing. Kudos

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RyanH

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Naturally. It is impossible for two different people to think you are a moron for having wrong expectations from an incomplete product.
Unless...you are actually a moron and we are different people.
You are still ignoring the points I made and resorting to ad hominem. I am not trying to sound like a redditor but can you please justify the game in a way that doesnt paint you as a developer or moderator alt? Do you realize 6 reviews are made by people with no comment history and there are no fresh reviews actually describing the game and its shortcomings? I admire your duplicitous courage of claiming this to be an unfinished product yet it receiving fully 5 star ratings in a very limited amount on a site where people are very critical and annoying just like you are.
 
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