You should use the music theme from Signs.
It would make you think alien women are coming to anally rape you.
Alien Girl: "I'm came looking for that man's butt."
Man: "No..."
Alien Girl: "Now I tell ya, I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way? The choice is yours."
Man: "..."
Alien Girl: "I'm a WARRIOR! A BOOTEH WARRIOR!"
Man: "Oh dear god, NOOOO!!!!"