Others Happy Heart Panic [Build 22 SS] [Doggie Bones]

[Theovonpapen]

It is, and you're one of them.

If just guessing the timeframe from the word of the dev himself is psuedo-science, then may everyone who asked for the release date of video games in general be so as well. And those who does so for movies as well. Fuck it, The Critical Drinker is a pseudo-scientist for just relaying what Marvel has posted for

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And pray tell, what statement of mine on this thread was pseudo-science that is specifically related to the release date? And it has to be pseudo-science, not sarcasm.

If i'm not worried or complaining as a supporter, why are you? (who isn't losing anything) where's the logic? What more is he taking from you rather then me?

Except I did (and I've mentioned it before on this thread), and I certainly am beginning to regret keeping my pledge, even if it is a dollar a month. This isn't even the first time I've donated to a game I follow on F95. And I've checked your history post, and I'm fairly certain you've never heard of them.

I'm beginning to think you are extremely disingenuous and dishonest in your conduct. You're more looking for cheap gotcha moments and "win debate at all cost" than being reassuring from how you have been behaving here in the over 50+ pages to build 20. So, I want you to seriously answer the two underlined with a straight face. I honestly see what MortimerScharf was rambling about, unless you can answer these two sincerely to me.

 

[Sazder]

I can't wait for all of this to blow over the moment the update drops... Until the next update gets delayed and this all starts over again. The cycle will never be broken.

 

[Goddamnaccounts]

I can't wait for all of this to blow over the moment the update drops... Until the next update gets delayed and this all starts over again. The cycle will never be broken.

Yup. It seems like every time any update gets finished, it's going to be some praise for the new content, 20 pages of "When/Where new update?!", a couple of actual WIP posts (what everyone hopes the new post notifications will be if people would stop posting and just wait patiently), and a touch of this

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[Dinglederper]

Oh boy, people provoking Kitty again, get out the popcorn bois!

(what everyone hopes the new post notifications will be if people would stop posting and just wait patiently)

And yet more strawmanning of people being "too impatient" to wait going on 7 months now. Because 7 months is such a short, miniscule amount of time

 

[Bulbanych]

Oh boy, people provoking Kitty again, get out the popcorn bois!

KittyMaid is essentially Jeremy from Smiling Friends: a being programmed to say and do the same shit over and over again, while being our only form of hellish "entertainment" in this limbo of waiting for updates.

 

[mirripoDespo]

Here's the current WIP (since none of the other paycucks shared yet)
Honestly not worth playing so far

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[Bulbanych]

Here's the current WIP (since none of the other paycucks shared yet)
Honestly not worth playing so far

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Okay, the word "paycuck" made me laugh more than it probably should have.

 

[Dinglederper]

Here's the current WIP (since none of the other paycucks shared yet)
Honestly not worth playing so far

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On the one hand: what a chad
On the other: You are now a pariah to Doggie's hugbox Discord. I'm sure this is a crippling loss to you.

 

[bajoz]

Is this it? The official release will be this one 19.5 eventually, or the 20.0?

 

[mirripoDespo]

On the other: You are now a pariah to Doggie's hugbox Discord. I'm sure this is a crippling loss to you.

Yes, I am deeply troubled to no longer be considered a part of their vibrant and phenomenal community

Is this it? The official release will be this one 19.5 eventually, or the 20.0?

Mordecai isn't added yet, there's one more civ to save and potentially (I doubt it) some scene/s with them and some shitty rat I couldn't care less about. Honestly think this update will be absolute GARBAGE in comparison to the time it took to realize it. Not minding that I'm already disappointed with Mango's content.

 

[Dinglederper]

Yes, I am deeply troubled to no longer be considered a part of their vibrant and phenomenal community
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Mordecai isn't added yet, there's one more civ to save and potentially (I doubt it) some scene/s with them and some shitty rat I couldn't care less about. Honestly think this update will be absolute GARBAGE in comparison to the time it took to realize it. Not minding that I'm already disappointed with Mango's content.

Yeah, I have no fucking idea where the "hype" from some people is coming from (besides what might be the lowest standards imaginable). Is Mango seriously the only thing in this test build? Gotta say I couldn't have set the bar lower for my expectations on Mango and they still got crushed...they just breathe the gas into Sam's mouth, they pass out, then you get to see an (uncontrolled, random) incredibly brief x-ray that doesn't even show the whole character...

Far from being impressed/satisfied, I'm now just even more baffled how this is taking so long.

Edit: So I guess Sam's scene is just half-assed compared to Whispy's. Whispy's scene with Mango is ok, but god damn did they phone in the one with Sam.

 

[morterde]

rly stop fighting

 

[Bulbanych]

I'll stay true to my word and wait for a full update, but what I'm hearing sounds disheartening, especially about Sam's scenes...
I guess my only hope left for the update is Mordecai, because literal garbage smells do not arouse me.
7 months by the way.

 

[Sazder]

I will wait for the full update before saying anything. I am curious what is the dev using to make the game?

 

[mirripoDespo]

Yeah, I have no fucking idea where the "hype" from some people is coming from

Probably just a cope since they're spending money on yet another sub milking porn artist making a "game"

Far from being impressed/satisfied, I'm now just even more baffled how this is taking so long.

There's no justification no matter which way you spin it when you have an inkling of knowledge regarding software development
Update by update I'm more and more convinced that he's just milking his mouth breathing fanbase

rly stop fighting

Fighting whomst

I am curious what is the dev using to make the game?

GameMaker from YoYo Games

 

[camper674]

Probably just a cope since they're spending money on yet another sub milking porn artist making a "game"


There's no justification no matter which way you spin it when you have an inkling of knowledge regarding software development
Update by update I'm more and more convinced that he's just milking his mouth breathing fanbase


Fighting whomst


GameMaker from YoYo Games

You're my hero! (Some restrictions may apply) and I would love to shake your hand, but, considering whats happening to the hand right now, you might not want to.
Thanks anyway!

 

[Dinglederper]

rly stop fighting

...who?

 

[Stan The Incubus]

so, wait, the test build currently ONLY has Mango scenes in it? and they arent even that great?? at this point im starting to think we wouldve been better off if we had gotten Byte instead... so now our only real saving graces for this update are going to be Mordecai and the Rat, and i'll be the first one to jump the gun and say that the fetish of smelling like actual sewage (not just heavy musk, like a lot of earlier enemies, ACTUAL SEWAGE) is going to detract a lot from whatever enjoyment i can get from her, much akin to the Daisy scenes. however, i DO have high hopes for Mordecai, considering he seems almost exactly what i was hoping for with some earlier scenes that arent really elaborated on.

I would have to play for myself and make a little more """comprehensive""" review (lets be real, none of what I say makes sense anyway ;P), but as for now, I share the sentiment of: What the Fuck took so God Damn Long? its obvious the amount of content added wasn't so overwhelming that it was too much for Doggie to handle, so what gives? personally, I think an explanation could be that the Rat was quite literally, a scapegoat shoe-in to try to both explain why the update was taking so long, but also cover their ass and give them just a little more time, and judging how we went from "just started on the Rat" to "both Rat scenes are done" in the span of a few days, I HIGHLY doubt all that time prior was spent purely to deliver us a garbage-scented rodent.

 

[Goddamnaccounts]

-long-

It wouldn't surprise me if the rat was the one thing doggy definitely wanted to put in, but threw out a vote for others he didn't really care for so left those to the fans. I was real put off by the dino or the long nose mosquitovamp so the vote wasn't a loss to me. But a literal garbage-smelling rat on top of not just being a "musky" deal? That sounds like a major nope.

 

[Dinglederper]

so, wait, the test build currently ONLY has Mango scenes in it? and they arent even that great?? at this point im starting to think we wouldve been better off if we had gotten Byte instead... so now our only real saving graces for this update are going to be Mordecai and the Rat, and i'll be the first one to jump the gun and say that the fetish of smelling like actual sewage (not just heavy musk, like a lot of earlier enemies, ACTUAL SEWAGE) is going to detract a lot from whatever enjoyment i can get from her, much akin to the Daisy scenes. however, i DO have high hopes for Mordecai, considering he seems almost exactly what i was hoping for with some earlier scenes that arent really elaborated on.

I would have to play for myself and make a little more """comprehensive""" review (lets be real, none of what I say makes sense anyway ;P), but as for now, I share the sentiment of: What the Fuck took so God Damn Long? its obvious the amount of content added wasn't so overwhelming that it was too much for Doggie to handle, so what gives? personally, I think an explanation could be that the Rat was quite literally, a scapegoat shoe-in to try to both explain why the update was taking so long, but also cover their ass and give them just a little more time, and judging how we went from "just started on the Rat" to "both Rat scenes are done" in the span of a few days, I HIGHLY doubt all that time prior was spent purely to deliver us a garbage-scented rodent.

What really confuses me the most is that the running narrative we had a week ago was that the test build was being distributed to "bug test"...but how can we even test for bugs when nothing except Mango is accessible? I can vouch for wanting to do an "inner circle" preview build to crowd-source bug tests and general opinions on the content, and I can even get behind a paywall specifically for preview builds, but this REEKS of "Oh shit I forgot I was supposed to actually release content at some point, I'll give them a morsel to keep people from unsubbing".

Fun fact: apparently the Daycare got some updates to its background textures, for no reason whatsoever. And before someone LEAPS to Doggie's defense as usual, no, it's not a "Bonus", it's literally wasted time that they could have spent adding something new to the game, but instead are so cock-sure their game is great that they're polishing areas before they even have a functioning gallery (which has been a "WIP" for oh...two years now?). Any actual devs would balk at the idea of spending time polishing existing content when they can't even decide on which area they want to add things to, none of them are complete, and of the three new areas added in the last 3 builds (Barn, Jessie's Playhouse, and the Sewer), one has a single accessible area and enemy, one increasingly seems like it could've just been a part of the Daycare (why isn't Jessie's Playhouse just part of the Daycare, Jessie is IN THE DAYCARE), and the newest, the Sewer, will probably exist just for the Rat and then be quietly abandoned for about a year or more.