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Theovonpapen

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I beg to differ. Cynical as it may be, I think the best thing for this game, the developer, and most of all us players, is for the game to suffer a quick yet miserable death. This shilly-shallying bullshit that DoggieBones is pulling serves no purpose whatsoever. If the game died however, that would at least put a right chokehold on DoggieBones's funding and maybe also serve as a clear warning to that dozy git that he should not procrastinate this damn much.

As I said, it's a cynical point of view, but sometimes a game or game series simply needs to die for there to be any reasonable improvement in the future.

-Mal
Honestly, your paragraph is far too optimistic, as you underestimated Doggiebones' determination to keep this game alive, underestimated the patrons' determination to keep printing money at his lap and overestimating the death row of the game itself.

The more cynical point of view, that even you would have to admit Mal, is that Doggiebones will always have thousands of dollars sucking dry from his discord, throwing just enough eyecandy to make them believe. Hope all you can, it will not change the minds of many of those too sunken in the cost or are simply too money-dumb to stop subscribing. For every dozen or so who've given up every month, hundreds are ready to throw their wallet at him.

I think my 2nd paragraph from my post you've replied is far more likely. A past-his-prime dev too complacent to reform his working routine and too rigid to pivot from this franchise, let alone game.
 

AristocraticT

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Nov 27, 2017
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Guys, guys. The story ends for us without any significant updates for the game. It sucks on principle that a bad dev gets rewarded for being bad. But we did our part, pointed it out, and the best thing now is to let it go and find something else.

Laughing my ass off at the terms "shilly shallying" and "dozy git"...
 

MalLiz

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Jan 26, 2024
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Honestly, your paragraph is far too optimistic, as you underestimated Doggiebones' determination to keep this game alive, underestimated the patrons' determination to keep printing money at his lap and overestimating the death row of the game itself.

The more cynical point of view, that even you would have to admit Mal, is that Doggiebones will always have thousands of dollars sucking dry from his discord, throwing just enough eyecandy to make them believe. Hope all you can, it will not change the minds of many of those too sunken in the cost or are simply too money-dumb to stop subscribing. For every dozen or so who've given up every month, hundreds are ready to throw their wallet at him.

I think my 2nd paragraph from my post you've replied is far more likely. A past-his-prime dev too complacent to reform his working routine and too rigid to pivot from this franchise, let alone game.
No offense, friend, but I kind of hate you for being so damn right... :cautious:

...In all seriousness though, I suppose I was being more morbid than cynical. Strange, isn't it, how a sense of morbidity can be the optimistic point of view in something as fucked up as this game, its shitty developer and senseless funders, huh?

-Mal
 
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Spodeo

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Jun 1, 2019
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Dev probably stopped updating due to all the stress from all the people in their Discord constantly begging for updates. Like, an unhealthy amount of people were begging. Unfortunately saw this coming. No one can deal with that much stress and expectations without collapsing. Though I'd prefer this than an extremely rushed product.
I agree that people spamming the dev for updates probably gets annoying and stressful like yeah those people are annoying 100%. However, this game has been in development since 2019 and shows no sign of getting done. Games can take a long time to make and having a high quality game with a lot of content that took years to make is awesome, but the updates slowed down and now Doggiebone is radio silent. As a piracy site most of us (I'm aware some people support games they like I have too) can't really be too mad when there is no updates for us cause we aren't paying for the game so like boohoo for us right? But at this point Doggie is just milking their subscribers for money and is overall not a very good dev when it comes to communicating shit especially a game that has an early access model.
 

Nub123XXD

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Mar 15, 2018
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Damn it became abandoned....... such a promising start yet it did not deliver, disappointing.

The only thing that was said, was:
"Trying to get the next build wrapped up around the end of March; been looking into Godot+Blender"
Him "looking into Godot+Blender" suggests either yet another rework, abandoning overall, or just simply doing something else.
Him wanting to swap to godot for a SIMPLE 2D METROIDVANIA is insane, he could've turned the game into a glorified gallery and it would've still be successful(even the abdl, they pay loadsamoney for those)
 

xana94

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Nov 13, 2021
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Damn it became abandoned....... such a promising start yet it did not deliver, disappointing.


Him wanting to swap to godot for a SIMPLE 2D METROIDVANIA is insane, he could've turned the game into a glorified gallery and it would've still be successful(even the abdl, they pay loadsamoney for those)
Whip out your wad
 
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elGatspo

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Mar 20, 2023
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But jokes aside, i barely check on this thread anymore because 90% of the time it's just people arguing over nothing

but if this game does ever geniunely get abandoned besides the ''Abandoned'' tag, then it's actually game over for everyone...
I think a lot of people can agree, that especially for the supporters and for the loyalists who actually continue being subscribed to Doggie Bones even after not receiving any sort of updates or news, are either people from *here* who are very honourable and always share, or people who are loyal but refuse to leak or share OR people who are just straight up idiots

i get and can understand us freebies not getting *any* news, and i'm not on this site nor thread regularly enough to understand the complexity of it, but ZERO communication between your actual money supporters is both just a dick move and very petty
you can only say ''i have health/life issues'' so many times, because my brother in christ you make pornography games and we consume it
if you are suffering so greatly, use the money for therapy or something. :HideThePain:
 

astor2015omg

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Jan 9, 2020
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Apparently there's only one animation left and putting it into the stage. As for how long that's going to take, I have no idea.
So, easily another month, i cant believe there is people willing to be milked so shamelessly, at least do the "familiy problems" or the "some bullshit.... injured my hand, sorry guys (bandaged hand pic)".
 
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bobbot

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May 10, 2018
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So, easily another month, i cant believe there is people willing to be milked so shamelessly, at least do the "familiy problems" or the "some bullshit.... injured my hand, sorry guys (bandaged hand pic)".
or go comical "sorry guys my ass hurts too bad (shows pic of bent in half dildo)" or more realistic "sorry guys works riding me raw i got no motivation"
 

Marcymarc

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Sep 1, 2019
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The stage part goes quick ?
What's the definition of quick in this case, 2 month ?
At least it's not abandoned (yet)
 
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