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Well in theory a severe allergic reaction to a space vaccine apparently does the trick.Hypothetically speaking, if I wanted to say laugh at my girlfriends expense *cough* how would I give her chubby fingers like that?
In reality, I had something similar happen when I walked through a wasp nest and got stung on my right arm 17 times. I wouldn't recommend that any more than Vainglorious's staph infection.
I guess you could also get peripheral edema in your arms/hands instead of your legs...somehow...but I suspect that would be equally unpleasant and carry quite a few health risks.
Jokes aside though, I did work with a guy a few years ago that had fucking massive sausage-fingers. They were really, really weird looking and he was really self conscious about them.