Other people: Commenting on how people are trying to kinkshame for people jizzing in coffee
Me: "Holy shit... You can pick Espresso as an option and thus earn the eternal gratitude of the Barista!"
I love when people order black coffee. It's so easy you just Grind the beans, pour, tamp... shove the cunt in the grouphead and bam. 20-30 seconds and yer done. Might need to pour in some boiling water in the case of a long black.
Meanwhile the place I volunteer at can't be assed to get a fucking thermometer for the milk even though I've requested them multiple times, so I can only pray I'm hitting ~60-65 Degree's C.