1: (This is awkward, he saw my realistic big black vibrator in the carry-on)
2: Suzi: "Hey hon, don't forget we got the wedding rehearsal on Saturday...there's no way you are getting out of this now...gotta run.. Love you!".
3: MC: "How nice, you remembered my birthday. Such a thoughtful gift....it says...'Good for one handjob on Christmas morning.'...aw...how sweet! Thanks!" ::::kiss on cheek:::