Detective Carter: "So let me get this straight. You left the reception after Charlotte came up to you in hysterics. On your way to the car, you noticed Daterape Frank sexually assaulting the blonde girl whose name none of us can remember. You then proceeded to beat Daterape Frank unconscious with your fists, elbows and one knee. Despite talking with Emma about knowing a little first aid earlier in the day, you decided to leave someone who may have suffered a brain injury bleeding in an alley."
MC: "Yeah. That sounds about right."
Detective Carter: "Did you ever think of maybe using your phone to maybe let the police know a sexual assault had occurred?"
MC: "Bro, UFC! Fight Island was on!"
Detective Carter: "Charlotte made you get rid of the gun so you don't use it to brush your teeth, didn't she?"