Pic 1
SUZI: MC, I wanted to ask you something...
MC:
Eyes up! Eyes up! Eyes up! Eyes up!
SUZI: …MC? Why are you looking at the ceiling? Hello?
Pic 2
CHARLOTTE: Are you ready, Mr. Bodyguard? (smirks, already bouncing on her toes)
MC: “Ready” is literally my middle name.…Don’t fact-check that.
CHARLOTTE: Perfect. Get in position, hotshot. We go on three. And just so we’re clear, when I win, and I will, you’re wearing the bunny costume Emma bought. Ears. Tail. The whole tragic masterpiece.
MC: Cute threat. Never happening.
Because this time? This time the unstoppable force of nature that is me is finally winning.
CHARLOTTE: Alright. On your mark…get set…GO!
Pic 3
EMMA: MC! Come here, sit with me! Fresh cookies, just for you.
MC: Alright, sweetheart… I could murder some cookies right now.
If I pack on enough pounds from these bad boys, maybe they’ll finally scrap that cursed bunny costume idea. Problem solved. Hehehe
EMMA: (eyes sparkling with evil glee)
Oh no no no. You’re not getting out of it that easily. Open wide, big guy. Say ahhhh...
MC:
She used to lecture me nonstop about “treating her like an adult”…
and now I’m getting babied like a damn toddler! Screw my life.
...
MC: …Ahhhh.