Loganfin

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The mobile phone gets a huge update (0.3.7 preview)

Hello everyone,

this is my last post before I'll be away on holidays for 2 weeks.

Since the old mobile phone wasn't very pretty, it will get a huge update in the next version. I have added some previews of backgounds I can post in the general patreon section.

Here is a list of all the new features:
  • Currently there are 62 backgrounds available for your phone. At least two for each girl.
  • You will automatically unlock new backgrounds during gameplay when you finish a scene / event / appointment
  • The base phone image and all icons have been remade in high resultion
  • The new phone is also used as a background in landape preview mode (see third preview image)
  • All image previews have a counter now that displays "Showing image X of Y".
I hope you enjoy the preview.
Happy holidays to everyone!

Darkhound

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That looks really great!
 

Jushak

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Man, I remember playing this game back when it was in 0.7X version...

It didn't register for me at the time I first played this, but replaying the game now that I've actually been going to gym for a bit I can't help but find Ivy's comments about her benching and leg press mildly hilarious - on one hand the comments about her not finding a bench that can support how much she lifts implies she can lift weights that are likely near the current world records... And on the other hand she is boasting about doing 300kg on leg press, avoiding to put more weights to "not break the machine". 300kg is far from impressive - I'm an unathletic guy and even I can do that. Most machines can most definitely handle at least double or triple that and I'd imagine same should go for Ivy with her physique.

That amusement aside, loving the game, with all its minor faults.
 

DuckSwim

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The mobile phone gets a huge update (0.3.7 preview)

Hello everyone,

this is my last post before I'll be away on holidays for 2 weeks.

Since the old mobile phone wasn't very pretty, it will get a huge update in the next version. I have added some previews of backgounds I can post in the general patreon section.

Here is a list of all the new features:
  • Currently there are 62 backgrounds available for your phone. At least two for each girl.
  • You will automatically unlock new backgrounds during gameplay when you finish a scene / event / appointment
  • The base phone image and all icons have been remade in high resultion
  • The new phone is also used as a background in landape preview mode (see third preview image)
  • All image previews have a counter now that displays "Showing image X of Y".
I hope you enjoy the preview.
Happy holidays to everyone!

Darkhound

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I'll turn on the elevator mood music and run old summer martinée shows while you are away, by the time you are back I should have managed to lower expectations so far that they'll be excited to see an unclothed ankle ;)
 

DuckSwim

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Man, I remember playing this game back when it was in 0.7X version...

It didn't register for me at the time I first played this, but replaying the game now that I've actually been going to gym for a bit I can't help but find Ivy's comments about her benching and leg press mildly hilarious - on one hand the comments about her not finding a bench that can support how much she lifts implies she can lift weights that are likely near the current world records... And on the other hand she is boasting about doing 300kg on leg press, avoiding to put more weights to "not break the machine". 300kg is far from impressive - I'm an unathletic guy and even I can do that. Most machines can most definitely handle at least double or triple that and I'd imagine same should go for Ivy with her physique.

That amusement aside, loving the game, with all its minor faults.
If we assume a classic 45 degree incline at 8 rep minimum
Extreme females would be be 300 kg pr. 'side' and then the slide, so 640 kg neighborhood total.

Miriam does 180 kg each side + slide, which is about 400 kg.
But she pounds them, which is a different world, extreme.

Ivy likely meant 300 a side for 640 kg total and do 8 reps at that level.
Anyho, gym nerdery aside, up to Darkhound1 if he wants to update the text.
 
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junior366

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If we assume a classic 45 degree incline at 8 rep minimum
Extreme females would be be 300 kg pr. 'side' and then the slide, so 640 kg neighborhood total.

Miriam does 180 kg each side + slide, which is about 400 kg.
But she pounds them, which is a different world, extreme.

Ivy likely meant 300 a side for 640 kg total and do 8 reps at that level.
Anyho, gym nerdery aside, up to Darkhound1 if he wants to update the text.
I wish that broke down into pounds and not kilograms, but that's just me!
 

DuckSwim

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I wish that broke down into pounds and not kilograms, but that's just me!
I blame UK (and a lot history for that) :)

~1400 pounds (Ivy, 8 rep assumed)
~900 pounds (Miriam, rep to limit assumed)

Miriam's weights have both pounds and kg shown.
I just went with the kg, being northern European (and a bit lazy too I suppose).
 
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Jushak

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Ivy likely meant 300 a side for 640 kg total and do 8 reps at that level.
Anyho, gym nerdery aside, up to Darkhound1 if he wants to update the text.
I mean, I've never heard anyone say they're pressing "x kg" and talk about how much they had per side, especially since the rack itself can vary a lot - old gym's rack was 180kg, where as current gym's rack is AFAIK just 40kg or so. That being said, 640kg would sound more in line with her portrayal.

That being said, it's not like it really matters, as I doubt too many people would even stop to think about whether the number is high or low. I know I wouldn't have (and didn't) given it a second thought few years ago!
 

sfcpres

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The mobile phone gets a huge update (0.3.7 preview)

Hello everyone,

this is my last post before I'll be away on holidays for 2 weeks.

Since the old mobile phone wasn't very pretty, it will get a huge update in the next version. I have added some previews of backgounds I can post in the general patreon section.

Here is a list of all the new features:
  • Currently there are 62 backgrounds available for your phone. At least two for each girl.
  • You will automatically unlock new backgrounds during gameplay when you finish a scene / event / appointment
  • The base phone image and all icons have been remade in high resultion
  • The new phone is also used as a background in landape preview mode (see third preview image)
  • All image previews have a counter now that displays "Showing image X of Y".
I hope you enjoy the preview.
Happy holidays to everyone!

Darkhound

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Looks Great - something tells me the folks at Apple may be coming for their licensing $$$ - might need to throw them some EXTRA SPECIAL DRAGON POO !!! just saying :coffee:;)
 

rooney10

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We are doing really well, guys! It's a new record as far as I can tell :)
But, that streak is going to come to an end on the first of September...

The previous record was 39 days between 22 December 2021 and 30 January 2022.
Ah yes I remember it well...39 days of the most glorious, finely-tuned, in-sync communications in the history of HI and this fine thread. Indeed we were a well oiled machine back then, but it couldn't last. It never does. If memory serves, I believe even the irascible Bantry, while clearly frustrated and disgusted at the lack of usual stupidity and blatant user rejection of the thread's search feature at the time, well even he shed a tiny tear at the genuine (albeit temporary) coalescence of this wonderful community and its players.

But never fear my friends, come Sept 1, the "GET OFF MY LAWN" defenders of the HI faith shall return. And when they do, they will return with a vengeance!:LOL:
 

yankeeInKy

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Looks Great - something tells me the folks at Apple may be coming for their licensing $$$ - might need to throw them some EXTRA SPECIAL DRAGON POO !!! just saying :coffee:;)
Actually that looks more like a Samsung interface. Dragon Poo is only for the select of the Island, and Heather. God help us if Heather goes without her fix.
 
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DuckSwim

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Ah yes I remember it well...39 days of the most glorious, finely-tuned, in-sync communications in the history of HI and this fine thread. Indeed we were a well oiled machine back then, but it couldn't last. It never does. If memory serves, I believe even the irascible Bantry, while clearly frustrated and disgusted at the lack of usual stupidity and blatant user rejection of the thread's search feature at the time, well even he shed a tiny tear at the genuine (albeit temporary) coalescence of this wonderful community and its players.

But never fear my friends, come Sept 1, the "GET OFF MY LAWN" defenders of the HI faith shall return. And when they do, they will return with a vengeance!:LOL:
Full disclosure.

I suggested to Darkhound he let the Island sink and the lab float.
Sound reasons too,
  1. Daniela could use a proper vacation.
  2. Sara and Mia wanted to travel.
  3. Joy has good insurance, and a Yacht.
  4. Miriam and Mercedes comes as a crew.
  5. Yvette is cute enough to be saved.
  6. Ivy is tall enough to walk there on her own.
  7. Remakes stick together, lucky Lacey.
  8. Amy and Jennifer have a boat.
  9. Ducks swim.
  10. No Lawn
The rest can float home on Faye (a chart and bon voyage card will be provided).

Plus the story and game practically writes itself from there.

Joy is the daughter of Cthulhu.
Who has tasked Joy with replacing all minions with babes.
Being a great one, she(*) has great taste, so Sam (and others) will be there too.
R'lyeh will be added, the dreams will be of boobs.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" is now "Mai Tais at Cthulhu's".

(*) Cthulhu is a girl now, tentacles are out, cosmic boobs are in. Insanity is still common but boob driven (probably still wants to take over the world, but humanity will like it now)

I may have worded the no lawn part differently :unsure: the rest is pretty accurate :)
 
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yankeeInKy

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Full disclosure.

I suggested to Darkhound he let the Island sink and the lab float.
Sound reasons too,
  1. Daniela could use a proper vacation.
  2. Sara and Mia wanted to travel.
  3. Joy has good insurance, and a Yacht.
  4. Miriam and Mercedes comes as a crew.
  5. Yvette is cute enough to be saved.
  6. Ivy is tall enough to walk there on her own.
  7. Remakes stick together, lucky Lacey.
  8. Amy and Jennifer have a boat.
  9. Ducks swim.
  10. No Lawn
The rest can float home on Faye (a chart and bon voyage card will be provided).

Plus the story and game practically writes itself from there.

Joy is the daughter of Cthulhu.
Who has tasked Joy with replacing all minions with babes.
Being a great one, she(*) has great taste, so Sam (and others) will be there too.
R'lyeh will be added, the dreams will be of boobs.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" is now "Mai Tais at Cthulhu's".

(*) Cthulhu is a girl now, tentacles, slime and cosmic fates are soooo last year, good looks are a cosmic horrors best friend. Insanity is still common but boob driven (probably still wants to take over the world, but humanity will like it now)

I may have worded the no lawn part differently :unsure: the rest is pretty accurate :)
Now I wanna throw on Cthulhu Dawn by Cradle of Filth.
 

Mr.Blackwell

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I've been playing this game for over 2 hours and still no sex scenes just a bunch of feeling and nudity.What am I doing wrong?In other games the mc has sex within a half hour into it.
 

Aereon1104

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I've been playing this game for over 2 hours and still no sex scenes just a bunch of feeling and nudity.What am I doing wrong?In other games the mc has sex within a half hour into it.
rip the images on the game folder, is faster

to see the scenes you have to check various requirements and to do that you will need to read the companion guide. Remember, the game does not have any kind of replay or gallery
 
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