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Full disclosure.Ah yes I remember it well...39 days of the most glorious, finely-tuned, in-sync communications in the history of HI and this fine thread. Indeed we were a well oiled machine back then, but it couldn't last. It never does. If memory serves, I believe even the irascible Bantry, while clearly frustrated and disgusted at the lack of usual stupidity and blatant user rejection of the thread's search feature at the time, well even he shed a tiny tear at the genuine (albeit temporary) coalescence of this wonderful community and its players.
But never fear my friends, come Sept 1, the "GET OFF MY LAWN" defenders of the HI faith shall return. And when they do, they will return with a vengeance!
I suggested to Darkhound he let the Island sink and the lab float.
Sound reasons too,
- Daniela could use a proper vacation.
- Sara and Mia wanted to travel.
- Joy has good insurance, and a Yacht.
- Miriam and Mercedes comes as a crew.
- Yvette is cute enough to be saved.
- Ivy is tall enough to walk there on her own.
- Remakes stick together, lucky Lacey.
- Amy and Jennifer have a boat.
- Ducks swim.
- No Lawn
Plus the story and game practically writes itself from there.
Joy is the daughter of Cthulhu.
Who has tasked Joy with replacing all minions with babes.
Being a great one, she(*) has great taste, so Sam (and others) will be there too.
R'lyeh will be added, the dreams will be of boobs.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" is now "Mai Tais at Cthulhu's".
(*) Cthulhu is a girl now, tentacles are out, cosmic boobs are in. Insanity is still common but boob driven (probably still wants to take over the world, but humanity will like it now)
I may have worded the no lawn part differently the rest is pretty accurate
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