Others - Onhold - Horny Tales [v0.5.3] [CrankyBiscuit]

I don't really care for the sex part of the game, though it is good - I just really liked the gameplay since it's different from the rest of the games I've played so far.
Sex 8/10 (Nice animations and art for the most part)
Gameplay 10/10 (I just liked the feeling of getting lucky and building up upgrades)

What a great find! Art is perfect + it's animated. Gameplay is great, i will take it over every boring ass VN or jrpg. Pixel art looks great and original too.
The only issue is there isn't that much content yet but since its fairly fresh project I'm sure that's bound to change.

Art 5/5
Story 4/5
Gameplay 5/5
Fapability 5/5
Originality 5/5

great casual game, the Scenes thus far have been good.
The mechanics are a bit easy to cheese I went 20 mins in one go without dying.


I cannot wait to see what more is added weapon, quest, and well "plot" wise.

Vampire Survivors with smut, really cool idea and good design. Little content as of now, but I'm sure if the devs keep the same formula and art style, this will be successful.
Just like Onion Ring, Poison Cloak is broken hehe
Well done, keep it up !

If you take the ability to aim from an arena shmup, you take out 90% of the fun. And yes, that applies to Vampire Survivors, of which this game is a total clone (except there are no evolutions yet). And yeah, yeah, I get it. That's just, like, my opinion, man.

But deep down you know I'm right.

So anyway, that's a pretty uninspiring top-down arena shooter survivor, with a few scenes handed out to you as a reward for completing a stage. Save a random girl, get a blowjob. Romantic! So, bonus points for having actual gameplay, no bonus points whatsoever for writing or characterization.

And that's it. There's nothing more substantial to tell about this game. It's short, but not a complete waste of your time. Not a remarkable game either. Which makes it around 3 out of 5, maybe 3- because of how little porn it has right now (ver. 0.5)

Ever play the fighting mechanics like this on the other game and I must admit this one is better than the other ones because this game doesn't need a 16gb ram to run smooth. I'm looking forward to another character and more of vaginal sex positions

v0.5
Story - not much to say, dude runs around doing chores for sex. Content ends after a few minutes (3 runs).

Gameplay is a vampire survivors clone. Found it pretty boring because it only copies the early game with none of the lategame. I could easily run around for over 20 minutes with starter gear without losing because enemies can barely catch you and potions are spawned on mass.

Fantastic pixel art, really love the visual.

I gave it four stars, but you could earn more!
nice and entertaining work, congratulations! nice drawing, nice playability, as you play it, it makes you wish for more, and not only for sex scenes! keep it on!

(0.5.3 Update) Game is good but content is lacking. Not much seems to get changed even after the updates. Biggest problem this game has is lack of content

5 Star for the potential for this game. As of right now the 4 H scenes you see in the preview are the only ones in the game. Kinda slow grind to get money at the moment but it's not hard. Hopefully more content will be added! (as of Oct 11 2022)

Writing for version 0.3.

This game is criminally underrated.

Horny Tales violates the universal law that dictates that all non-VN porn games must be centered about raping the monster girls as a guy or being raped by the male monsters as a girl. About fucking time, but a lot of people probably won't even give it a chance because of this established canon.

The gameplay is really fun, although (initially) difficult to figure out. This is probably the main reason this game doesn't get as much attention as it deserves: a lot of people start the first level, lose within two minutes, and check the fuck out. I was about to do that myself, actually, but it was actually fun enough to keep me going.

Horny tales is flawed, of course. The plot is sparse, and honestly the sex scenes, although of good quality as far as graphics are concerned, lack investment: it feels like jerking it to R34 of characters you have never heard of. The gameplay is far from balanced yet, with the class/level-up system being rather broken in the sense that some options are clearly superior to the others.

Overall a great game, especially for such an early version. I expect most problems I lamented (I'm not too optimistic about the plot one) to be fixed in upcoming version.

Horny Tales [v0.3]

The game looks good, although it has very little content. The game is based on vampire survivors, so if you like this game, it will surely entertain you for a while. They should add something more original and more H-scenes, since apart from not having great quality, they are quite few.

I give this game an 4,6 out of 10.

As an early build, it's pretty decent.

The gameplay is simple yet fun at the same time, your character has a handful of upgrades to further augment the attacks of your character.
Tho, the gameplay could become stale if it stays that way.
(Basically just dodge the enemy)

I enjoyed the art style and especially the character design of the two girls.

I'm excited for more updates in the future

really fun game if you wanna spend a couple minutes and enjoy vampire survivors

(this part is written after v0.3)
idk how the dev changed arcane wand but it feels great a safe option that still feels good but doesn't outshine everything compared to last patch this makes the game a lot more engaging to play, the new weapons are very nice and feel unique. I'm definitely going to keep my eye on this game even if it never gets updated again i think it's worth the play for the good scenes with fun gameplay!

once the game gets more weapons and balances them I think it'd be a real blast (it is now).also pls let me play as the goth chick <3

In a sentence:

It's vampire survivors, but with an rpg theme and porn.

Not at all saying that is a bad thing. The gameplay is simple and fun. All you really have to do is move around, but it is surprisingly skillful. Right now, it is really simple with only 3 weapons and upgrades, each with their own upgrades. Hopefully there will be more soon.

Vampire survivors is $3 on steam and free on Itch.io, so if you like the gameplay and want more, go play that

As for the part that makes this different, the art isn't bad, and the developer is trying to include animation which is a win in my book. Just not very much there right now

Overall, solid game

The NSFW is subpar in my opinion. Nothing really stands out in this regard, which is probably its greatest flaw. It is annoyingly average in its graphics and sex scenes... Well, a scene. There is only one for now. Maybe devs have better stuff prepared for later, I wouldn't know.
On the flip side, the fighting mechanic is EXTREMELY fun. Honest-to-god, if there was actually some good NSFW content, this game would have easily got 4 or even 5 stars from me - thats how much I liked this mechanic. Maybe I'm just tired of Rpg maker's annoying turn-based combat, but this felt like a breath of fresh air in the endless hell of grindy games.
Overall, cool concept, which can become something much better with a bucket of creativity. Like, seriously, character design is so generic, it might as well have been made by an AI.