Ren'Py - Hornycraft [v0.23.1] [Shadik]

MAaaaannn... I was really enjoying the new update until I decided to go to bed and get assaulted by a grotesque representation (Both morally and ACTUALLY visually) of a group of people I have no quarrel with.

I enjoy the art, the story is cutesy, and I honestly don't mind the games considering they are actually pretty light as far as grind goes for a repetitive mini-game. But really? It's your art man, fine, but at least have an option or warning.

Completely ruined the experience as it killed my boner, and I just got to have the image burned into my mind for the rest of the play session, killing my enjoyment of any story.

I'll leave an extra star as the art IS pretty nice as far as art goes in these games, as it is nicely proportioned and isn't the same Honey Select models as many others. But c'mon man, too out of left field and just wrong to have in a game where the player is meant to have their dick or clit in their hand.

It’s pretty grindy at the start and the story is a bit weird, but other than that it’s pretty amazing. I didn’t expect to like this game as much as I do. The art style is amazing, good mini games, and cute girls. All you could wish for in a good porn game. Good job.

After doing all possible content in version 0.15,Including the herobrine quest (Please put a horror/gore tag and when doing the third sign place a text warning that doing it will erase all your save data as well show something quite explicit), this game is quite enjoyable. The art is really well drawn it maintains the aesthetic of Minecraft whilst still looking appealing. The scenes are also quite good while the dialog is a bit cheesy and cringe it's charming for it instead of being bad. My only other complaint about this game is the Player characters' (Steve) model which looks like the Minecraft one instead of sharing a closer resemblance to Alex. Any scene with that model kinda ruins the enjoyment of it all

A pretty decent Minecraft porn game with some solid art and a story that isn't very linear and allows a little freedom. What I find weird though is the creator adding a dream scene, pushing their anti-trans beliefs into what is really just a silly porn game.

one of those cash grab games, the grinding is horrible for sub-par scenes, overall shitty unless you've got hours to spend on grinding, on top of that, if childish dialogue is your thing then the game talking to you like a 6 yr old will be your fever dream. 2/10

realy greatoo Game.art of this game looks karzyy,author has realy unique.memorable style.And biggest plus this game her gameplay,many characters,managment resouesers and a lot of locations,also h part of this game don't deseapointed.

Hey... let me uh... Let me ask you a question real fast... you ever wanted to... you know... fuck a creeper? You ever wanted to uh... shove your cock in a villager? You ever wanted a cow to ride you all night long? You ever thought "hey, you know what would make me jizz all over myself? Minecraft"? You ever wanted to stuff and enderman's ass with ender pearl beads? You ever wanted a witch to throat fuck herself on your cock? You ever wanted to give a piglin an oral creampie? You ever wanted mommy warden to tug your cock to bed?

What's that? NO? YOU HAVEN'T? Well congratu-fucking-lations, you're a normal human being. Unfortunately for you, you're about to be a fucking weirdo after you play this game lmao. I downloaded and played this purely out of curiosity, but ended up falling in love with and longing to impregnate a fucking creeper.

Consider yourself warned.

Edit: Gonna throw out that while I like the game, the transphobia stuff is weird and definitely detracts from the game and while I've given the game a good rating, I also agree with a lot of these low reviews mentioning that section. As soon as I caught wiff that there was some incel whining coming, I just turned my autoclicker on and skipped through it, so I can't really say how bad it actually is and might be why I've rated the title more favorably. Definitely irrelevant to the game and not sure why it exists.

Heck, that shiet is actually briliant, with hot scenes, dumb protagonist (actually, shouldn't there be NTR tag if Alex is fucking Piglins and everything around including horse?) and it can actually make you laugh, what else ya want?
Well maybe more scenes with Endergirl, that nerd is hot af.

Looks cursed, is cursed, but also pretty fucking amazing. The minigames are unique and interesting. The grind (not that there is a lot of it) is fun and easily upgradable to the point where there isnt need for much grinding anymore. It's easy to know what to do, where to go and the scenes are pretty nice. Definitely worth the play.

Probably the sexiest versions of minecraft chars to date, plus a good story and not too grindy gameplay, my favourite being creeper and endergirl, and yes like any sensible person, imma just say fuck alex

The game has big potential but well...

Pro:
Scenes and characters are well drawn and animated.
It has some nice sfx but needs more.

Con:
It annoys me how grindy this game is.
You literally have to get 24/7 materials for every task.
Your weapons that you crafted and upgraded for hours turn into dust after a few mini games and you have to farm everything again.
The mini games to get those materials are stupid and not really innovative.
Like (The fishing game and the mob game).
The wood game is just a fucking clicker i mean cmon man.
The mini games get repetitiv really quick.

Conclusion:
I mean it has quite a lot of scenes right now.
But i dont think they will take care of the grind to make the game more enjoyable. I wouldnt play it a second time to get through all the grind just for the scenes. 3 stars is still generous for this game.

Nice art style and pretty high concentration of nsfw scenes. Sadly there's not many of them due to the current state of the game (i've played in the 0.09 version)

Grind for resources become boring after first 10 minutes, but i've played games that are MUCH worse in this regard

[ Review for version 0.9 ]

TL;DR: HornyCraft is the logical conclusion of a generation growing up playing Minecraft; the kids have grown up, and they wanna fuck the mobs!

The Good:
The art style is very cute, and I think it suits most people's tastes with only a couple of exceptions. Most of the character dialogue is either funny or cute, but with a few notable exceptions (see the Bad). The bright colour palette, and the straight up ripping of Minecraft assets does make this look like it could have been a near-official Minecraft spin-off... if it wasn't for the sex.

The Average:
It's a point and click game which, while competent, is not very engaging. The feedback for what you need to do to progress is lacking and very often you'll find yourself waiting for the next time slot to try an area again to see if you get new content. At least it's easy to get in to.
The story of the game is very much relegated to many mini-stories attached to each love interest. It makes it easy to follow along if you're focusing down one character at the time, but once you've exhausted each LI's path there is literally nothing for you to do.

The Bad:
I really detest how the game handles Alex. I get she's supposed to be portrayed as being mean, but the MC veers straight into 'correctional rape' mentality the moment she's even a little rude. And Alex having a sex life outside of the MC is seen as an insult that needs to be take advantage of. The scenes where she is raped doesn't help either. Generally it leaves a very bad taste in my mouth, and I don't understand it's forced inclusion since other characters are actually handled well.
The side-quests (or main quests?) of each character usually boil down to 'collect resource', and since the resource gathering system is tedious, progressing each character feels like a lot of effort for a small pay-off.

Wishlist:

> The game needs an overarching narrative, something to do that isn't directly tied to trying to fuck one of the LI's. Right now it keeps running into dead ends where everywhere you go leads to a "work in progress" screen leaving players nothing to do that matters.

> The upgrade system is clunky, and resource gathering is arbitrarily mismatched meaning gathering each resource is always off synch.

> Acquiring resources is so tedious (especially looking at you, wood chopping), and basically it's all mini games, which brings us to...

> Many of the mini games boil now to 'click very fast' or 'click the correct spaces very fast'. It really breaks the flow of the game, and doesn't feel like it meaningfully adds to the experience. Consider revising, or removing them.

> Revisit how Alex is handled. Being shoehorned into some punisher mode against her feels really off-putting, especially since there are scenes where MC and Alex have a good relationship.

> While the Creeper and the Endergirl are interesting interpretations of a waifu version of the original creatures, they do look too creepy to be sexy, which makes their sex scenes not as nice to watch.

Okay I'm going to hell, or should i say nether (lol). I didn't know i needed to see slut alex or female creeper before in my life but im glad i did.
Gameplay is super fun with minigames that are challenging at times but not annoying. Scenes are super hot. I would recommend it to my friend if i wanted to destroy his childhood and his chances of finishing NNN.

Art 4.5/5
Story 5/5
Gameplay 5/5
Fapability 5/5
Music 5/5
Originality 5/5

4/5

The art leaves a bit to be desired at times yet it's also one of its strong suits. It's got a tiny bit of a grind to it but then again you're playing a minecraft porn parody. What'd you expect? Cute girls, surprisingly solid animations, and an OKish amount of content at the momen.

Review status for version 0.08

Minecraft parody through and through.
A really well done game for a short little amusement.

I'm a huge fan of the artwork.
Both image-wise and animation-wise. The versions of the Minecraft creatures are super executed.

The mix between grinding and progression has been very well realized here. You have to collect Minecraft typical resources, but they aren't such mammoth tasks that you lose interest in the process. The mini-games don't get boring either.

The style of the game completely hits my sense of humor. It just fits really well.

Good work so far. Hope for more.

v0.08

I gave this a shot because the reviews were glowing.
Not impressed tbh.

It's a bit grindy and sure, the grind uses various minigames that can be fun if you're in the mood for them.
However, I found the reward per effort to be sorely lacking.
That may just be because the game is still in development, but really I got bored enough to close the game so... ya.

I recommend waiting to try this one. You might like it, but even so you will run into the development wall fast regardless.

Good system of playing, not really boring because of upgrades. It's better not to forget about them. Didn't understand why you removed slendermen(not sure of a name) out of game. Her picture looks quite pretty. Girls are awesome. Really liked a horse scenes, looking forward for new updates

I rarely become invested in visual novels and I think why I am very much into this game is because of the sense of familiarity to minecraft, nsfw content, art style that I really dig , and lastly just the way the author has written the story so far.

This is spectacular. I should preface this review by saying I'm not a minecraft person nor do I review games often, but I had to speak up for this one.

Pros:
-It feels like an actual game! There a multitude of minigames that don't overstay their welcome. They are simple but you feel good doing them
-The art is phenomenal. Every single character you interact with is insanely attractive in their own way.
-There's a story. It's not much but each character has their own unique arc and it's a joy to go through each one.
-Variety is the spice of life. Some characters like you, some don't. It's up to you to get them to like you (or themselves)
-There's a decent amount of content. As of .06.1 I spent a good 4-5 hours figuring everything out on my own.

Cons (these are small overall which is why I still gave it a 5 star):
-The writing sounds weird in some areas. It's clear whoever is writing this, English is not their first language. I'd say 80% of it is good but 20% of it uses the wrong words or tone for what it's trying to convey. I suggest that the developer add an in game button to flag text that doesn't make sense and let people enter what it should say.
-The animations are....hit and miss. As mentioned in the pros, the art is fantastic, but later on there's animations and it's clear the developer wanted to try different angles and positions but some of them look kinda awkward
-The voice acting is fine but it's not correctly assigned for all the scenes. There are scenes where there are different speeds, and while there are voice lines for more intensity, sometimes they are not added so while the girl tells you to pound her brains out and she's doing the aheago face, she still sounds like when you were in the foreplay.

Overall do not overlook this. It's excellent and cannot wait to see the next update.