How the fuck do you even use the kettle? There's no option to pick it up, and if you cheat for it then it has no inventory icon and can't be used on the stove.
Edit: It's T to pick it up in your hand. Of course. Exactly what this game needed, a totally seperate control method for picking up this one time.
Edit2: So I gave Patrick the coffee, but he didn't sober up because now he has his pants off round the back of the gazeebo as part of another questline.
So to try to get this out of the way, i gotta make his boner go away. I'm not doing the gay option, so I convinced him to stick his cock in the bugzapper, but now he's just standing around looking at it, not actually doing anything.
I can't even talk to him because he's 'disturbingly focused'
Jesus Christ, I just want his fucking phone so I can call Vickie.
Well, that said. Patrick is an interesting character-type.
We've all seen loads of "you think you're a good person but your actions have inadvertently hurt people" but the reverse of "You know full-well that you're a hedonistic douchenozzle, but you've inadvertently saved a village full of little brahs in purely by acting like a self-interested cunt." is refreshing.
The line where Patrick says that it's 'sobering' to learn about, and asks if he's actually a good person in a disbelieving voice is some of the best voice-acting in the game.
Which is pretty silly, given the type of game it is.
Edit: It's T to pick it up in your hand. Of course. Exactly what this game needed, a totally seperate control method for picking up this one time.
Edit2: So I gave Patrick the coffee, but he didn't sober up because now he has his pants off round the back of the gazeebo as part of another questline.
So to try to get this out of the way, i gotta make his boner go away. I'm not doing the gay option, so I convinced him to stick his cock in the bugzapper, but now he's just standing around looking at it, not actually doing anything.
I can't even talk to him because he's 'disturbingly focused'
Jesus Christ, I just want his fucking phone so I can call Vickie.
Well, that said. Patrick is an interesting character-type.
We've all seen loads of "you think you're a good person but your actions have inadvertently hurt people" but the reverse of "You know full-well that you're a hedonistic douchenozzle, but you've inadvertently saved a village full of little brahs in purely by acting like a self-interested cunt." is refreshing.
The line where Patrick says that it's 'sobering' to learn about, and asks if he's actually a good person in a disbelieving voice is some of the best voice-acting in the game.
Which is pretty silly, given the type of game it is.
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