How do I become an Eric?

[Deleted member 78983]

How do I become an Eric? Eric is non-arguably the biggest alpha in the universe(he cucked Max and thousands of guys playing the game). He is handsome, wealthy and gets with all the hot chicks.

So the question is.. how does a virgin incel like me turn himself into an Eric, the chaddest of all chads, conqueror of women and the destroyer of pussy?

P.S. This is a 99% serious post.

 

[Deleted member 1371697]

(Something like that would probably help)

 

[Deleted member 78983]

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(Something like that would probably help)

Ohh yeah. Just a sec, I will go win in lottery real quick...

 

[Avaron1974]

Check your e-mail, you should have some that offer pills or gadgets for penis extension ... buy them all.

 

[Deleted member 78983]

Check your e-mail, you should have some that offer pills or gadgets for penis extension ... buy them all.

I don't know if these emails are legitimate... you sure it's a good idea to give them my bank account details?

 

[Avaron1974]

I don't know if these emails are legitimate... you sure it's a good idea to give them my bank account details?

What could possibly go wrong?

I have it on good account from a friend of mine that used them who said a Nigerian prince would look after his bank details to make sure no one robbed him.

If you can't trust royalty who can you trust?

Last time I spoke to him he said he was surrounded by wet pussy constantly.

Which is strange because last time I saw him he was under a leaking bridge surrounded by cats.

 

[Lockheart]

For a man, it's not about looks or money or power. It's about practicing, and having the courage to practice, flirting. Woman are less interested in looks than men are. They want someone fun and interesting, who is confident and responsible. You'll never get every woman you go after. But you'll never get a woman you don't pursue at all. Get out there and flirt! Fail. Try again. Do some research on flirting. Pick up artists are all over YouTube now. And you can buy books on dating psychology to better understand what woman want from a man. Practice practice practice. Talk to every pretty girl you see. Every rejection is a step closer to a 'Yes'!

 

[rendezvousman]

(Something like that would probably help)

 

[おい！]

Become a Colombian drug lord.

 

[polywog]

You must be registered to see the links

 

[おい！]

 

[xןʞ]

Dad jeans and growing your hair into the "let me talk to your manager" special, baby.

(alternatively, gain access to high quality weed and you'll have all the little asian girls on your dick)

 

[おい！]

Dad jeans and growing your hair into the "let me talk to your manager" special, baby.

(alternatively, gain access to high quality weed and you'll have all the little asian girls on your dick)

Just make sure they are actually Asian girls first.

 

[Duke Greene]

Wear a frilled shirt and talk about Jean-Pierre Chevènement.

 

[kytee]

Lower your standards. Significantly. My friend keeps talking about his other friend having threesomes and foursomes and getting laid every night. Come to find out, the dude is a 5 banging chicks that are 2-4's. Yeah I'm no longer jealous.

 

[polywog]

"How can I get a middle-aged, divorced, unemployed, roastie, mother of 3 dependent children, all with psychological problems, to be interested in me?"
I'm not saying women are incapable of supporting themselves, and their children. Especially with so many government welfare programs out there. But, there's a good chance that a woman in that situation could use a job.
If you had gotten an MBA, or taken business administration classes, rather than getting suckered into a S.T.E.M. education dead-end job in a cubicle... you would be able to get a job as a manager of some place, that employs women. You don't actually have to own the business, or win the lottery, you just need a management position that gives you "power"

 

[crewfalcons]

Just lift weights brohandus. Like all dah weights.

 

[fitgirlbestgirl]

If possible see if you can find a pick-up artist course you can go to, trust me it's worth the money.

DESTROY HER EGO squadW

ngl, if you're going to therapy to get confidence and reading PUA books it's already all over for you.

 

[woody554]

I know you're joking, but eric was a fake identity for a loser called victor. the eric persona was what he faked being to score a single mom secretary with three incestuous kids and a sister working in porn. a real jackpot, which was still way out of his league without lying about himself.

he was a grown man trying but failing to intimidate a teenage moron, running from his mobster creditors under false identity, and lying about his identity to steal a POOR single mom's nonexistent money. then he got immediately outsmarted and dispatched by that same dumb kid, to sleep with the fishes or abused as a sex slave in a dungeon for the rest of his miserable life.

I mean did he succeed in anything except getting the sisters to model lingerie for a few weeks? a bj?

considering what a loser eric was, being an incel seems like it's all working out as intended. just hang in there and avoid any introspection and personal growth.

 

[Ataios]

First of all, stop calling yourself "incel". You could as well have "ugly loser" tattooed over your face. Get therapy to improve your selfesteem and learn better manners. Stop using terms like "cuck" or "alpha". Then sue all the so-called pick-up artists who's ebooks you certainly bought for fraud to become rich.