VN - Ren'Py - Completed - Human Dairy Farm [v0.6] [BiggestDickest]

  1. 3.00 star(s)

    Jaango

    This one got the potential for a good game. The kinks in this one is loved by many also got a nice story. Even though it's linear there is two branching paths human and demon route. Demon route is with super powers and human without any but it's more real. Dev discontinued demon route and gave an ending to human route. But he ended it disruptly and apologized for it. Really wished it's other case cause it got potential. It's good while it lasted. You guys can give this one a try.
  2. 3.00 star(s)

    harem.king

    v Abandoned with rushed ending to get completed tag

    This used to be a better game...

    The plot in the human route (only route that still exists) is utterly nonsensical.
    MC kidnaps and rapes women to impregnate them so he can sell their milk in lieu of cows.
    Somehow, people do not notice the different flavor of the milk. Somehow, this is profitable.
    Somehow, he does not get caught.

    The art is ok.
    The more realistic approach to rape is not all that sexy.
    The world is pretty boring, as it is literally just the real world without any supernatural elements.

    On initial release v0.1 this was a game where you played as a half demon with supernatural powers engaging in a supernatural plot.
    Unable to resist your demonic urges you sexually enslave your mother and a few other girls.
    There was hints of future mind control and a grand plot. You had sword and sorcery fights with rooftop ninjas.
    Also decent amount of contents for a v0.1
    You could feel the passion.

    A day after release, on feb 4th 2023... dev recieved a 4 star review with a complaint on F95
    4 star review by Vivat Imperatoris said:
    the biggest annoyances were the supernatural elements / glowing eyes because I think it distracts from the actual game and makes it harder for you to put yourself in MCs shoes, and makes the game look silly
    This review recieved 2 likes the same day. A month later it will go on to recieve 2 more likes.

    Dev replied to this review the same day it was posted... This complaint with 2 likes resulted in dev apologizing for making his game take place in a supernatural setting and upsetting people, despite explicitly finding non supernatural settings borings.
    dev said:
    One of the reviews said the supernatural elements in this game makes it hard to immerse yourself in it. I understand, and I'm torn about it. On the one hand, that is true. On the other hand, I find making an ordinary protagonist boring, especially when it comes to action scenes that are planned in the future. It's hard to find a right balance between the two, but I'll try. I hope that clears some things up.
    Dev then introduced a new feature... routes.
    At start of game you can pick between the original [demon] (cambion actually) route, or a [human] route where there you are just a random human guy without any super powers who randomly decides to kidnaps and rape women. Somehow selling their breast milk is profitable. Also the girls react realistically to the rape because you don't have any demonic magics to twist their minds.
    This is despite the fact that dev EXPLICITLY said he finds ordinary protagonists boring.

    3 updates later and dev realized this is not working.
    He is doing double the work to maintain 2 seperate parallel stories.
    He started a poll on F95... F95 users voted human route by a very slight margin, and demon route was axed.
    The game will forever more be supernatural free.

    Remember that dev said he find ordinary protagonists boring?
    Well, being forced to make a boring game, dev lost his passion for the project.
    He lasted only 3 more updates before terminating the game with a rushed ending.
    From first release to last one it was about 11 months.

    Overall, I am just disappointed at the wasted potential.
  3. 2.00 star(s)

    The Lewd Gamer

    Poor game in almost every concept. Two stars it is...

    I don't know the dev personally and this review is not about him, but for the game, so I won't give my opinion on them...

    This game had a weird impact on me. I started the game thinking it was going to be some kind of milk farm of women that (following the weird porn game logic) loved their master.
    Yet I found a "realistic" MC who had real life thoughts about real life people. He had philosophical thinking about society and, don't get me wrong, I love that. But his logic was straight up absurd. He discarded morality for being a limitation to his own desires.

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    He was a misogynistic, abusive and overall repulsive MC; yet he though of himself otherwise. He had a selfish way of seeing things, and being human is, in great part, about coexisting with others. Which means respecting others.
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    And don't get me wrong. I like Rough Porn, and even non-consensual porn like Free Use or Time Stop. But only when it follows the weird porn logic. When you start to justify why such things are right, you turn them into real life matters, that should not exist outside of the imaginary of our lovely "porn community".

    Now, why don't I give the game just the one star? well, because it had good writing besides the actual content of the script. As I said I, I don't agree with anything that the MC said. But the story was indeed well written, and it kept me going, trying to see if it would lead anywhere. Sadly it didn't, but I would have love to see an MC that either turned his perspective around, or a "Joker-kind-of-story" in which you spend so much time following the MC story that you actually start to like him.

    Either way, the actual game turned out to be a bad experience and would not recommend to anyone who actually wants to cum.

    PS. I forgot about graphics: They are fine, but not for me. Also, there was to routes, one for demon and the other one for human. I played human since the dev warned about the demon one being discontinued. Keep this in mind, maybe the game would have made more since being a rapey demon, don't know.... still, Two stars.
  4. 3.00 star(s)

    Sin-Gel-Itch

    To give credit where it's due, the Dev identified the fact that they were overreaching and decided to pull the plug on the project as elegantly as they could before it became abandonware.

    The protagonist is an utter alien in terms of mindset and morality, completely off his rocker, but the game does give a lot of the dehumanization and hucow fetishes. The models are relatively nice though, and I love me games with ruined makeup.

    Arguably, if the dev partnered up with someone who could temper their worst impulses, this could've been something great.
  5. 4.00 star(s)

    Rundmck

    High concept dark comedy that peters out in a disappointing manner. The beginning is really strong with lots of absurd and satirical plot points that somehow work. Eventually the game comes to a halt due to lack of resources in Daz3D(according to the dev) which resulted in a really confusing and disappointing finale.
    This one's a missed opportunity and most here won't rate it that highly but I really liked the dialogue and the funny MC.
  6. 4.00 star(s)

    Juicy Blueberry

    Very dark mind game that you just treat women like milking animals, but I like it! The only disappointment is that the game ended like a rush. I hope the author can continue his creative ideas on his next project.
  7. 2.00 star(s)

    MinatoGBF

    Review of Human Dairy Farm (only played human route) ...

    ... as a game:
    * Decent story. The developer ended it abruptly but at least it's different to usual stories.
    * Decent dialogs.
    * Almost no BG music. No sounds. No voices.
    * No bugs, no crashes.
    ... regarding its erotic side:
    * Character design is nice. The game doesn't last enough to know each girl well.
    * Scenes are poor. They are short and they has 0 sensuality.
    * Animations are decent.
    * No voices, no sounds, no music.
    * No scene gallery.
  8. 3.00 star(s)

    JavCh

    [After played v.0.6, officially "Complete", but obviously "Abandoned"]

    It was quite interesting and done nicely, good CGs, good concept, not very common fetish in games (lactate) being very relevant here. Until v.0.5 it was good.

    But sadly v.0.6 came and falsely made it "Complete" (it's so so obviously rushed everything in not even many words or CGs that it's just abandoned with a "The End" text, it's not even a good intent at making a quick ending with the last chapter, but just a
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    Still worth a try anyway, but you will be completely left stuck in the middle, so don't be fooled by the "Complete" tag.
  9. 2.00 star(s)

    whizwart

    Hoo boy, how to talk about this.....The premise is an interesting one, and about 2/3rds of the game goes ok. However, the ending is a legit Deus Machina that, at least to me, didn't make any sense at all. It seems like the dev got a bit in over their head and need to cut the project WAY short. Would like to see more if the Dev has the time to put intp it.
  10. 3.00 star(s)

    nononomaybe

    TLDR: If you are into breastfeeding and milking slender girls this is worth a try. However, the anemic sex scenes strung together with a skeletal plot containing flat characters make this a bland side dish rather than a rich and filling main course.

    + HDF cuts to the porn quickly. The game name suggests we'll see women's breasts and milk, and there is plenty of that.

    - Considering the game is focused on milking, all of the female characters have distinctly lean bodies with tits that look like oranges stapled to signposts. This choice also makes the comically implausible levels of milk production even more unbelievable. Variety in female bodies would greatly improve the visual experience.
    - The sex scenes are surprisingly short, usually containing a few bland lines of dialogue conveying the MC's enjoyment and the girl's displeasure. This Zerg Rush approach to fucking leaves the player with little time to build anticipation or extract enjoyment from each forgettable girl that flickers past.

    Overall I rate this game:
    A Glass of Skim Milk / 5
  11. 5.00 star(s)

    Wolfsban3

    managed to capture my interest with its promising storyline. The potential for a compelling was there, and I found myself genuinely invested in the characters and their journey. However, the disappointment arose from the lack of scenes and premature conclusion.
  12. 5.00 star(s)

    Liv08

    Loved the game!

    It's a crazy twisted game but with a logical reasoning

    The asian mom is beautiful.. contrary at what you usually see in VNs with asian chracters

    Sadly, it's a very short game but nice it's nice I could see the autor's work
  13. 5.00 star(s)

    ingvary

    This game is so promising and I rate it just on this promise. It is the first VN that made me ponder for a second if I am too fucked up for liking it and whether I maybe should turn myself in to authorities :unsure:. The MC is crazy but you get morbid fascination with his madness that breaks reality/fiction segregation just enough to captivate you.

    I have two main reservation about the game. The first one whether it will be a good game rather than a kinetic novel. It feels like storyline wise this game should punish you a lot for wrong decisions because MC is doing something which could get him to prison pretty fast if he slips but for now nothing like this is present. The second one is that the story moves too fast (I know, this is not something I would complain in another game so focused on impregnation) - we skip too much for story development while the premise makes it very intriguing just to examine how the relations of MC and LIs change over time in detail. It also makes girls underdeveloped - we had sex with 5 by the end of v0.5 and at least 3/4 more are on the table and who knows how much more are in the pipeline but we barely get to know them except the main 3.
  14. 4.00 star(s)

    anonymousguys

    Haha This is so corrupt but still a good alternative way story
    I'm not really in to kidnapping much but I think this is kinda progressive and twisted I hope more and more people came up with story that so corrupt or twisted like this
  15. 4.00 star(s)

    Juice86

    Good game.
    Story and tags are interesting, I like how it's a unique concept.

    Since the game asks for constructive reviews I'll list what I don't like:

    Choice in this game seems weak and feel like there's no real impact.
    I'd focus on just having the game on rails with a fixed story, as that seems what you are strongest at. You can have some branching choices but i'd have them lead back to one concise story rather than go off path with multiple endings

    It's good you scrapped demon path. This is a step in the right direction. It was 2x work for little reward in gameplay & it wasn't unique enough anyway.

    The MC's ethics and self justification is a bit all over the place. He starts of with his ideology that sex(reproduction) is everything to him and that's why he's kidnapping the chicks - he thinks of himself as completely morally justified. But towards end of current 0.5 version he's turning into a megalomaniac talking about history and political ambitions. I'd work on having a consistent story for why he does what he does. (Eg: not both, one or the other)

    Other than that, I liked the game
    PROS
    -Decent girl renders. Simple but always nice.
    -Unique story, forceful harem human milking is a unique interesting fetish.
    -Game story/tags very much suits a harem game.

    The game is also an interesting social statement initially with MC's opening monologue. Why do we find drinking our own milk so "strange" yet cow milk is considered totally normal. In the game where MC says so many crazy things , he's actually more sane & consistent on this one take than most people are. Which is pretty hilarious :ROFLMAO: since in 99% of his other beliefs border on some crazy stuff.

    I'd like to see the game go more towards the milking route. A farm with girls and harem-style. Rather than focusing on the MC's world domination. It's best when you stick to the farm, my favourite scenes all take place there.
    Stick to a simple story with more breeding/milking content and more girls and I think the game can be quite good.

    Good-luck dev!
  16. 5.00 star(s)

    Tkangk

    5/5.
    Left me with that's.. it?

    I personally liked the demon route it's cool, human route is also good.
    The story and dialogues are well done, sex scenes are not hot enough, but sex is sex. That's probably because I just saw every single woman naked and mc with his donger all the time.
    If I make big money, would definitely support this.
  17. 2.00 star(s)

    Meep2_TheMeepening

    TLDR: The game is a 2 star, but I believe has a potential of 5 star.

    Well. The game is fucked up. But it's exactly what it's advertised to be, and I liked that. A very intriguing and unique premise, and the start of it really pulled me in.

    Then it kinda went downhill from there, and fast. This new direction the game headed in is honestly terrible. I don't mind the corruption/stockholm syndrome aspect of it. But its execution is so...bad? There were 2 scenes of talk no jutsu, both with different women, and... That's it? They just accepted it and are starting to actually love him now? After he raped them for months on end, and tortured them, one conversation of cheesy lines was enough to convince them "yeah you right nvm"
    Corruption or mindbreak should be done slowly, breaking the characters' walls or will down bit by bit. Instead what we get here is everything it SHOULDN'T be. And there's talks of...romance?
    Honestly, everyone who tried this game and made it far enough to reach the scenes I'm talking about did so because they too enjoyed playing a unique and fucked up game. What we seem to be going towards is a complete 180 of what made everyone like the game in the first place, and that just seems like a bad decision to me.

    And the pacing...well. The pacing is all over the place. Several timeskips this early in the game, I don't know if the game is intended to be a short one and is being rushed due to that, but everything feels like it's moving too quick to the point that it's really dampening my enjoyment of the game.

    The sex scenes, honestly, there's too many of them. That would be fine if they were longer and meaningful, but they are over very quickly to enjoy OR serve a story purpose, other than showing "look the MC is raping one of the women again"
    The writing could really, really use improvement, specially in that aspect

    The renders, I'll say, are good. Not mindblowing but they serve well. The lack of a "hide" option on Android however has the textbox covering them up without being able to hide it to see them fully, and the heaps of dialogue during the sex scenes makes the textbox obstruct them often.
  18. 2.00 star(s)

    MicolashCage

    Honestly, I couldn't push myself to play past the encounter with the home burglar. Not because how "fucked up" this game's premise is or because I was somehow shook by what I saw, I knew very well what I was getting myself into. I quit playing because of how atrociously bad the writing is. It is in fact so bad that most of the time it spirals out and unwittlingly breaches into comedy gold territory.

    Most of the things that happen in this game are nonsensical, but that's not even the worst of it. Nevermind the female cop barging into the MC's farm alone and in her skimpy uniform in the middle of a stormy night, or the fact that this guy somehow manages to rape a nun on the altar of a church, while the priest he just confessed his sins to conveniently pulls an Houdini and disappears completely from the scene with no explanation whatsoever. These are just a few examples of the crapola I witnessed during my short playing time, but nevermind all of that. The real juicy stuff is in the MC's monologues, a deluge of boloney, of turboincel bullshit aimed to justify his certifiable behavior. There's some stuff in there that made me laugh out loud, zingers like "I don't hate women, you just don't understand my love". And did you know that in some other country(ies) it's perfectly normal to kidnap a woman and claim her as your wife? Play this game, and you'll be able to add this little bit of trivia to your knowledge, you never know when you might need it.
    Someone mentioned something similar in an earlier review that I can't help but agree with: the low effort put into every facet of the writing makes HDF feel like a parody, although this clearly isn't the intended effect.

    I really don't mind niche games. Actually I would hope for more "weird" games to pop out into the surface, but not when the basic writing is so poor and, to make matters worse, it feels like it's making a mockery out of the fetishes it's trying to portray. Entering into "dark" fetishes territory especially, requires a certain bit of nuance and subtleness that this game severely lacks. And speaking of lacking, I guess I should also briefly mention that the renders and smut scenes are pretty mediocre, so that's further reason to steer clear of this hot mess of a vn.

    One extra star for the cackles.
  19. 4.00 star(s)

    Kamaraj

    Played this in May 2023. I have to say the pacing is well done. Also the models are good and the animation is there (Could be more fluid). It hasn't brached out to many girls but it currently is good to playthrough if your into feeding and pregnancy
  20. 5.00 star(s)

    memes memer

    Incredibly fucked up but exceptionally well written. Potentially "dangerous" as a work of erotica in the way A Clockwork Orange was a "dangerous film" (like with those English guys who went out and recreated the acts because they thought the film was a celebration of rape and violence). Personally I think people that fucking stupid who think fiction=reality are helpless and it's not like this game somehow changes that and also you have very not fictional people who essentially have the exact same worldview as the protagonist in real life like Andrew Tate or a sorta softened version of the same thing that isn't so uncommonly heard from MAGA types telling them/reinforcing atrocious behavior in them but without it being fiction.

    It's basically about a highly egocentric narcissist-psychopath etc. etc. in the protagonist so definitely not for everyone. The writing though is pretty remarkable for a porn game. It almost feels like a (very dark) arthouse film. I'm actually curious about how it's going to end. And honestly I'd be kinda curious to see BiggestDickest potentially do a work of erotica that's actually kinda "light" but still really hot (not super vanilla necessarily) but like not so dark and fucked up just because I'd be really curious to see them do it. One of my personal favourite writers is Comte de Lautreamont and he wrote this really fucked up book Maldoror and he actually intended to do a companion book following it that was like the complete opposite but died at 23 before he could write it. I wonder if BiggestDickest could do something really remarkable and make a game/erotica that's actually really hot/erotic but that's like idk you feel that kinda intimate like love-horniness because it's kind of more a challenge/difficult to pull off well where it's still really hot . But I wonder if BiggestDickest would be well suited to do a game like that because of their skillset/area of talent.

    If I were to be really harsh there still are some "seams" or fringes of seams in the dialogue that seem a bit not up to par but there's really a lot in here that feels like cinematic/well made arthouse level quality script writing. The visuals are idk maybe a 7/10 but honestly they're better than what I thought from the stills. It's one of those games where the actual visuals in game are better than the stills because it's like the creator really has a vision and has a better grasp than most on what's more important visually in a scene. Lighting/angle/framing all that/bloom and effects whatever. Personally I'm not a big fan especially normally of going over plot points or like philosophical pseudo-musings during the sex scenes and I do think even here it gets a bit much but it definitely does it better than anything I've seen anywhere else. I also do think the sex scenes themselves seem kinda lacking. Like if there was no writing and this was just a collection of porn scenes, it'd be middling at best. It really is the writing/directing that makes this game exceptional. It feels kinda remniscent of The Patient, The Piano Teacher, maybe a little bit of Dexter. I oddly think if a girl by some chance is reading this wondering if she should play, I oddly think some girls who have a certain unusual taste for darker tastes and who are kinda magnetically turned on by the sorta ultra dark and mysterious psychology of a serial killer, probably would really enjoy this fantasy but I guess just know what you like is a fantasy or something and enjoy it in a way that's safe and not harmful but don't be a slave/controlled by your desires. But that sorta hyper narcissistic egocentric like treacherous void being unhuman "I'm God's personal gift to the earth" vibe is really fucking captured well in this protagonist.

    A lot of games on here are made by creators I think are more visual artists and not really directors/writers and usually have a good first game but then after that, kinda end up making lesser games of their first game/erotica but with better improved visuals. This really feels like the opposite. Personally my sorta dream-team of CG-game porn erotica would be BiggestDickest and psychodelusional because I think they'd maybe see eye to eye on a lot of things like what would be erotic and stuff but even someone like LewdLab.

    Also I'd personally like to see a more generously well endowed female characters especially because it is the hucow fetish but in general I tend to like the look/design in games like Lewdlab/psychodelusional or really even I personally love SuperT's Forbidden Space style designs but maybe it's more my personal taste thing. I also do get a tinge of almost an episodic feel that makes it almost feel too much like a tv show but I mean the writing is so "a cut above" most erotica especially as actual erotica (not blueball trying to be an actual movie with just some sex scenes). Really curious to see the rest and their next game.

    If you're reading this trying to decide whether to play it, just know, it's heavy. If you've seen The Phantom Thread, it's that kind of viewing. Heavy but damn, what a show.