- May 29, 2018
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I mean if I got BTFO'd like that I would quit too. People really hate shit. No pun intended. lolragequit?
- Dec 30, 2017
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"My cock is hungry for some vaginas"
This is honestly the worst machine translation out there, it's gotta be. Also, the UI and "gameplay" is about as terrible as the English. It's mostly a guess as to what the game wants you to do so if you get it wrong, the save loading sequence fucks up and then you have to restart the entire game. The 'Game Over' screen sits there playing music for like a full 45 seconds, maybe more, I didn't stay long.
This is honestly the worst machine translation out there, it's gotta be. Also, the UI and "gameplay" is about as terrible as the English. It's mostly a guess as to what the game wants you to do so if you get it wrong, the save loading sequence fucks up and then you have to restart the entire game. The 'Game Over' screen sits there playing music for like a full 45 seconds, maybe more, I didn't stay long.
- Jul 27, 2017
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Still a better love story than Acting Lessons. Also lol @ all the "I downloaded a game with the scat tag and there was scat in it" comments. It's not even scat in any real sense, unless you consider your daily visit to the bathroom a real life scat porn experience.
This is pretty terrible, but I don't think it's unsalvageable. Some suggestions for the dev:
This is pretty terrible, but I don't think it's unsalvageable. Some suggestions for the dev:
- Get someone proficient in English to rewrite all your dialogue. I'm used to imperfect English in porn games, but this is the worst I've ever seen and almost made me think this was a parody.
- No rollback, glitchy saves, previous animations keep playing at the start of later animations for some reasons, the game is a mess. Ditch Unity for Ren'py or learn how to use Unity properly. Though I don't think I've ever seen a Unity game that didn't have some kind of annoying issue.
- Implement choices that aren't just "pick the right option or get an instant Game Over."
- If you are going to have Game Overs don't make your Game Over screen unskippable and one minute long.
- You called this Chapter 1, but the amount of content is actually more equivalent to a 0.01 release. When you call something a "Chapter" people expect a good amount of playing time. I didn't count, but this was like 5 minutes, it should be more like 30.
- Don't put unskippable scat in your game as a "joke," it will only piss off the normies and what was there wasn't even in any kind of erotic context, so it won't even be exciting to people who actually are into scat.
- Apr 2, 2019
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Disclaimer: I'm into urination, scat, futa, incest, milf, gilf, pregnancy, you name it. I have very relaxed limits so please don't come at me with the "read the tags stuff".
This game is just plain bad;
1. The English is exceptionally bad, and although I can handle moderate translation inconveniences this one was unbearable.
2. It wasn't only typos, the storytelling in itself is horrible no attachment/relatability to any of the characters.
3. like all those posts before me said ...instant game overs, nobody likes them, and if you must, at least have scroll back options.
4. All saves get corrupted, to the point that I have to play it with the dialog tree open to prevent the game over.
5. I Didn't even know the game over screen was 1 minute long, I thought I had to close the game and restart every time.
6. I'm actually into scat and the scat content did absolutely nothing for me, even if I were to disregard every other complaint and look at only that scene on its own, it does nothing.
7. Game is not a chapter, it's hardly even a demo, it's about 80 lines of random non-story related dialog with 10 game over traps spread between them. The word "Chapter" implies there is a story, if there is no story don't call it chapter.
Look I'm not trying to hate. It's perfectly fine if you want to just put together random stuff to practice your Unity skills. But be nice enough to put in the description that you're not really trying and that you're just experimenting with some random ideas. People would be more understanding if you're just honest up front rather than deceiving people into playing your messy piece of software. It's borderline trolling at this point.
This game is just plain bad;
1. The English is exceptionally bad, and although I can handle moderate translation inconveniences this one was unbearable.
2. It wasn't only typos, the storytelling in itself is horrible no attachment/relatability to any of the characters.
3. like all those posts before me said ...instant game overs, nobody likes them, and if you must, at least have scroll back options.
4. All saves get corrupted, to the point that I have to play it with the dialog tree open to prevent the game over.
5. I Didn't even know the game over screen was 1 minute long, I thought I had to close the game and restart every time.
6. I'm actually into scat and the scat content did absolutely nothing for me, even if I were to disregard every other complaint and look at only that scene on its own, it does nothing.
7. Game is not a chapter, it's hardly even a demo, it's about 80 lines of random non-story related dialog with 10 game over traps spread between them. The word "Chapter" implies there is a story, if there is no story don't call it chapter.
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Look I'm not trying to hate. It's perfectly fine if you want to just put together random stuff to practice your Unity skills. But be nice enough to put in the description that you're not really trying and that you're just experimenting with some random ideas. People would be more understanding if you're just honest up front rather than deceiving people into playing your messy piece of software. It's borderline trolling at this point.
- May 10, 2018
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actually what pisses me off most (other than the horrid story the horrid english and the overall horridness of this junk) is when the MC is going to wack off to the dark princess it keeps asking if i'm gonna(ME..the real me!!) is gonna too..i keep saying NO...it wont accept that...WTF is the goddamn choice even there for ?...moron game needs to be abandoned fast!!
- May 10, 2018
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- Mar 15, 2020
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