Well, if you can get past the jarringly different art styles, staggeringly generic scenes, and completely insipid gameplay, you too can enjoy the thrill of absolutely nothing at all.
This game is miserable. Not bad, miserable. Reminds me of that time I went to Finland, entered a pub, and paid 17 euros for two beers. And as I sat there, drinking two average beers in an average pub, I remember thinking to myself that "well, at least it tastes like beer."
That's pretty much this game.
I suppose if you've been asking yourself if minotaurs with dicks the width of a Slim Jim exist, or if its possible to fuck by force of raep will alone, then this game does answer those burning questions. Frankly, those questions have never even occurred to me...guess I just lack the spirit of discovery necessary to enjoy this thing.