the dev claims to have reworked the mechanics in the 0.40 update. which is out for patrons but not here. so your problems might have already been fixed and you're just playing an outdated version.Gameplay is unplayable garbage unfortunately. The Juice doesn't flow for like 5 minutes then it fills up lightning fast giving you barely enough time to get 3 matches in so you maybe get 20 coins. And it's like 500 coins to buy anything. Good lord was this meant to be a pay 2 win mobile game? Or was the developer just raised on them so they think that's fun?
the basic 0.40 was released for public for free on itch like a day before this request was even posted here, though you do have to pay for the chubby or monstrous versionthe dev claims to have reworked the mechanics in the 0.40 update. which is out for patrons but not here. so your problems might have already been fixed and you're just playing an outdated version.
Well yeah, if the review looked like that, you padded out the word count with like 10 "really"s and the review itself doesn't say much, condensed down to "wastes your time, bad animations, bad coding". At the very least you could've framed the "doesn't value your time" as "you barely get any money per round" or "grindy as fuck" or something.The following review of me got removed cuz it apparently doesnt show why the game is bad so im reposting it here for you to not waste your time:
"If you really really really really really really really really really really really dont value your time and like to watch 3rd rate inflation gifs then this is for you.
This dev really likes coding "
the games literal trash theres nothing to salvageWell yeah, if the review looked like that, you padded out the word count with like 10 "really"s and the review itself doesn't say much, condensed down to "wastes your time, bad animations, bad coding". At the very least you could've framed the "doesn't value your time" as "you barely get any money per round" or "grindy as fuck" or something.
NGL I'm kinda glad F95's kinda picky about this stuff, I hate thumbing through Metacritic/Steam reviews and half of them are like "I like [character]'s butt", or "good", or "here's my cat, Pickle. Repost him for good luck!", or "ignore the haters, the game's amazing, 10/10", or "ignore the simps, the game's awful, 0/10" and you learn nothing about the game or what makes it good/bad.
That said, I don't expect anyone to make a 9999-point checklist of grievances like I did, I probably overdid it, heh.
If you're playing before the new version (0.25), you get this kind of buffer where the filling begins after you finish that initial 3-light sequence 5 times (Can be any combination). If you're on the newest version (0.40), the game starts right away with no bufferI dont understand how that works ... nothing is filling up ...
I mean I like the idea and I love inflation/expansion, but the game's just awful to play, and hard to look at (both physically and visually).the games literal trash theres nothing to salvage
I will say that there was someone on the creator's discord that intially supported, but then they released the new update just when their support has expired and got really upset that he wanted to wait until someone posted the premium version for free. I'm kind of in the same boat because the the creator doesn't even post sneak peaks or any of that sort, and if you go on the server and read her response to someone talking about how he gets more from other creators for the same amount of money or less, then you can kind of see how it makes sense.I mean I like the idea and I love inflation/expansion, but the game's just awful to play, and hard to look at (both physically and visually).
Maybe they'll improve it eventually, I don't know, I've been surprised before.
What kinda stinks is that sometimes I like to quickly research a dev to see how they act/react (especially to criticism), but the guy doesn't seem to chat much and I can't gauge if he's one of those "well fuck you, you're not a dev" kinds of devs or one that would respond kindly if someone says they don't like it.
I do this to see if it's worth following someone long-term (though fuck spending $20 on a FINISHED porn game, let alone $20/mo for a WIP one.)
Current judgement: I don't know, the dev isn't active enough socially to really make a call, though the game being one of those "look at A and B while the porn is at C" games means there's a high chance he doesn't playtest his own shit, which is a red flag for me. For now, no judgement yet.
Full version isn't out yet but the most recent (0.40 Deluxe) can be found onYou should upload the full version of this game too.
I don't know how I could upload a new version of the game, but the 0.40 Monstrous Deluxe is available if you download it from Kemono. If someone wants to update the page with that, that'd be great, and until then, anyone coming down here for the "new version" should just go to Kemono.
Full version isn't out yet but the most recent (0.40 Deluxe) can be found onYou must be registered to see the links.