- Jan 5, 2019
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NGL, even though the combat in the demos were pretty cool, I like sex/fetish sandbox/simulators better anyway and I like the change.
Might be a hot take, but despite lewd games and regular games being two sides of the same coin, I get kinda iffy about games trying to "land on the edge" and do both at once.
The best takes on lewd games (IMO) are either:
A: making a solid, full-on game and keep it SFW enough that you can basically play them publicly and only just get a couple weird glances (Atlyss, plus some of those really boobalicious anime games and gachas), or-
B: dropping all pretenses about making a "game" that it's basically just NSFW top to bottom, just there to fap to, and any gameplay is simply there to pad the time out a bit to pretend the game's a "game" without committing to it, or simply to get you to the next NSFW scene.
Some people say Tribal Hunter falls in the middle, but that's immediately a porn game. Despite what people say, it's just mostly fetishes that "normal" people don't think of as fetishes (inflation, vore, WG), and biggest of all being that it doesn't contain any fetishes that Youtube complains about, which means streamers got to play it going "heehee, I'm playing THAT game, look how big he's getting! [joke about big chungus]"
Brainrotted takes. If you want a quick fap, then why are you booting up a game? Saying that there's no point in gameplay is like saying there's no point in comics or hentai with story.Another trap that a lot of "porn game that's a REAL game too" games have is that the devs tend to forget that people are there to fap, not to minmax stats for half an hour, respec and test out a glass cannon build so they can hopefully take out G'sniax, The Destroyer and his army of skeletons, they're there to bang the princess that G'sniax is guarding. If there's any cutscenes, they're getting skipped unless there's some naked chick there too.
If a player has 1 hour of free time to play lewd games privately before bed/work/whatever, and the epic battle lasts for 2 hours, they'll just leave disappointed, never able to fap. (I mean, if the skeletons are all busty as hell and get added to your harem as you kill them, then maybe...)
Or like, the player's edging as he enters the princess's tower, only to find one of his old party members standing over her torn corpse with a knife stolen from the MC in the last chapter, doing so to frame the main character because of some old blood feud as the game switches to a long cutscene about that party's backstory, and about the current plan to use the princess's death as a catalyst to turn the whole nation into a heaping wreck of wars and famine, all while the player's got a deflated dick in his hand and the main character goes into a depressive episode, the next half-hour of the game spent with him haunted by what could've been, what could've stopped that party member, who set him up, why him?
Like, man, I complain about it a lot, but BE Witches does this shit hard. It's a game all about breast expansion, but you get one tiny scene at the beginning of the game going from like flat to an A cup, then you get not one single lewd scene for like 4-6 hours, barely even any tiddy monster characters, and the plot has your mentor die from a spooky horror monster thing, you get thrown in jail, you meet someone with amnesia, you escape death several times, etc. Even then, the implementation of "breast expansion" in the game called "BE Witches" is just some one-off upgrades you get by finding optional collectables, and it's just swapping their image to the next size, rather than really being anything about "expansion" like you'd expect. Might as well call it "Busty Witches" or something, with how little you get to actually watch boobs expand.
What's funny is that even though the dev puts in most of their effort in the gameplay, it gets repetitive fast, so after like 5 hours of this, I was skipping puzzles and avoiding fights just to get to the lewd content faster and never got any. Didn't care about the plot, didn't care about the characters, didn't care about the death, hated the boss fights.
Doubly funny is that the dev didn't even seem to notice or care about the lack of lewd content until I pointed out that having 1 tiny BE scene within the Steam return window for a game about breast expansion is a stupid idea and a quick way to get a lot of refunds.
Criticism of games that don't do nearly enough of the porn part is valid. But there's not much point in a glorified gallery either. Balancing gameplay and porn is hard, but getting it right gets you a great experience. If gameplay is also just a filler between sex scenes, then it's not done right. Having enjoyable gameplay tied to involving the scenes should be the goal. Another thing is when rather than just being a reward for playing well, sex is gameplay, which is one of the best ways for a porn game to be, and completely removes any argument of game with sex tacked on or scenes with minigames in between. What comes to mind for that is things like Factorial Omega and some molestation games. In short, sex should be mechanically tied to gameplay imo. But most devs either make shovelware minigames for a glorified scene collector or a good enough game with porn sprinkled in for interestest. For the latter I'm really annoyed how standard loss-h is, with how it creates a goal directly opposite to the gameplay and artificially lenghtens the whole thing.
I went on a rant and now I remembered a thing to say in the context. There's a lot of porn with some game in, there's a lot of games with porn in, but there's few actual porn games.