Aww, come on, they're not that bad (just from the time they begin to talk up until they eventually leave the house and make terrible life choices); not that I have first-hand experience of raising my own, as the world doesn't need extra sarcastic assholes.
Now that I think about it, that wasn't a ringing endorsement for having kids.
I know right? Nothing's better than watching someone live in a lie!!!
Oh the despair we'll see and they'd experience will be GLORIOUS!!!
Or even wors- better, add them to the harem when "ready"!!!
Turn your family tree into a family circle and watch as your children collect every chromosome known to man!!!
\@ w@/
But if it's too much to handle, infanticide is the key!!!
Now infanticide is not something I support, It's something I recommend... > w>b