Lately the thread of this game has more entertainment value than the game itself... i-is this what they call "getting ratioed" ??
Honestly, it makes perfect sense to me. Many of the game's issues are technical by nature, which segways into related topics about hardware, programming and java. Or troubleshooting things for people who need help. We may bitch and moan about it but at least this means we can get something useful/creative out of it sometimes...
I mean, it's not like we have a lot else to talk about... Personally, I wouldn't mind having off-topic conversations with y'all but I don't think the mods would appreciate that either...
If you have a smart phone, you have a personal computer. It's just palm-sized. My smart phone is newer and more powerful than my PC.Please make it available for Android, I don't have a PC and I've heard so many good things about this game
This is how these threads go. The game *frequently* goes through content droughts. Look at this year, we've gotten like... two good content drops all year. And mechanically, nothing has changed during the last year at all.This forum about a day ago: Hey let's bitch and whine about the many, many issues with this game!
This forum literally an hour later: let's all tlak about computer tech and hardware and java issues and stuff!
This forum an hour after that: let's bitch and whine about the game's many issues again!
This forum an hour after that: let's all chat tech and computers again!
wtf even is this forum. i've never seen a forum on here flip-flop between the two so much before.
and now model trains are getting involved??? like. what?
That's been true for three years now lolLately the thread of this game has more entertainment value than the game itself... i-is this what they call "getting ratioed" ??
That's not going to happen. The game was never designed with mobile in mind, and it barely works on PC.Please make it available for Android, I don't have a PC and I've heard so many good things about this game
If it wasn't you, it would have been one of us. We go off topic a lot lolI am the one at fault for bringing up the off topic stuff. For that I will apologise. It stemmed from me saying things about my system, in my attempts to run the game. Which led to games and toys, then eventually trains.
The issue is trying to get the game to play nicely with Java in Linux -- which i still have not done and I'm beginning to wonder if it's worth it.
However, for the off topic stuff, I humbly apologise.
wtf are 'bunghole algos'? what kind of spider tongue snake language is this???have they done anything yet or just added more bunghole algos
I think it's supposed to be... like... asshole analogs. Like, how many variants of anal sex has been added.wtf are 'bunghole algos'? what kind of spider tongue snake language is this???
I remember when i first discovered this game. I'd go to Innos blog for information on updates and stuff. Once i realised that the game wasn't really going anywhere, the blog turned into a weekly source of entertainment for me. It's honestly fascinating what people are able to write on public forums when their favourite furry simulator (not hating, i was a big fan of this game too, but lets be real here) missed the update deadline for the fourth time in a row. Then the comments were eventually turned off, and i started coming to this thread instead. Unfortunately people have to make accounts here and the whole thing is more committal, but it's still fun to lurk once in a while.Lately the thread of this game has more entertainment value than the game itself... i-is this what they call "getting ratioed" ??
This made me rofl. "The game barely works on PC, its intended platform. GL making it work in a phone/tablet environment"That's not going to happen. The game was never designed with mobile in mind, and it barely works on PC.
i mean...i get that. but bunghole algos? wtf are algos? bunghole i get, i understood that, but algos...i dont even.I think it's supposed to be... like... asshole analogs. Like, how many variants of anal sex has been added.
maybe algos... algo.. algorithm? so the algorithms being coded for various bunghole measurements?but bunghole algos? wtf are algos? bunghole i get, i understood that, but algos...i dont even.
that...is the largest leap in logic i've seen so far on this thread. and why the fuck did i laugh at it as well?maybe algos... algo.. algorithm? so the algorithms being coded for various bunghole measurements?
This diversion was pretty tame. Normally when this thread gets purged it's because we're all tearing each others' heads off.And I'm sure the f95 mods love us, because we got like 10 pages purged for being off topic every couple months lol
JavaFX does technically support Android, but even aside from the myriad technical issues that already exist with the game you'd need at least a tablet in order for the game to be comfortably playable with touch. If you have a phone with a high resolution display and a stylus (like a high end Samsung) you could probably get away with it, but the UI is so desktop-centric that all of the controls would be pretty tiny.Consider this, Android is actually a distribution of Linux. that being said, I have to wonder if an Android port would be wise.
...you haven't browsed the forums much in the past couple of years, have you?Lately the thread of this game has more entertainment value than the game itself... i-is this what they call "getting ratioed" ??
Dude, my PC can barely run this thing. Your phone would fucking melt. Or explode, if it's a Samsung.Please make it available for Android, I don't have a PC and I've heard so many good things about this game
I read through the rest of this back and forth and I feel your pain. Got this working on my old linux box, but I'm still trying to remember how tf I did it. Rather than go through another month of that again I just use a windows vm and installed java 8 on there.The issue is trying to get the game to play nicely with Java in Linux -- which i still have not done and I'm beginning to wonder if it's worth it.
Sadly, I don't have a Galaxy Note 7 (the only Samsungs that started exploding), but eh, I would still wish to play this gameDude, my PC can barely run this thing. Your phone would fucking melt. Or explode, if it's a Samsung.