This shit's a priceless comedy. We called it, guys!And it's an apology for not leaving a "still alive" post earlier. Emphasis mine.
What are the odds this "by the end of the month" will turn into late April/May?"I'm very sorry, but I have been very stressed and sad, so much I was unable to post even a single word anywhere (but thaks for the free money). But I'm confident I will release this update, that should have taken me a few days half a year ago, probably in the next two weeks..."
And what are the chances her crippling depression was a few months long vacation in the Bahamas or something?