HOW TO FIND ALL YOUR BASTARD CHILDREN
Because although the map comes with instructions, the instructions are hidden.
Step 1: Buy the map from City Hall. Secretary in the south-west corner of the building. It cost $50,000 - cheap!
Step 2: Bought the map? Great! Where did it go? It's hidden over in "Unique Items."
Step 3: Ah, there it is! Now we can actually read the directions. It says to find an encounter zone.
Step 4: So we do that. Pick any alleyway, sewer, or other location where random encounters can occur. If you see the "Explore" button then you're in the right place.
Step 5: Now go back into your backpack, look in Unique Items, pull out your map and a new button is available. Push it!
Ta-da! Your hitherto unnamed, unknown kids will appear at this location and remain there like any other non-hostile NPC. You can talk to them, offer them rooms in the mansion, or beat and enslave them like any other NPC, you sicko.
Enjoy!