motseer

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Geez Mot. I thought I was old as fuck... :ROFLMAO:

I meant to ask you, are you related to Mott the hoople?

I thought maybe they could do a us a remix of their signature song.

"All the old dudes..." :cool:
No worries, M8. You write the story an' I'll "carry the news". Hehehe.... "old as fuck"... what have I been sayin' for the last 10 months? When I was young... Christ was still a corporal! An' no, I'm not related to mott the hoople but, we be M8's. I'm motseer. Get it? mot the seer... Thomas Prophet. An obscure reference if ever there was one. Cheers, M8. :cool:
 
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PapaPhat

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Love you guys! What a motley band of brothers we make! Just a pack of old fucks trying to out do each other's decrepitude! Hahahahahahaha:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Well... I actually hate to tell y'all this but I have you all beat because for me, it's not the years so much as it is the ultra-high mileage!!! Hahaha:ROFLMAO: Chronologically, I am 56 years of age yet between the years, stress, the many thousands of miles traveled on my personal long road and the multiple disabilities I am actually more like 112!!! Yep, I even have Bilbo Baggins' Eleventy One years beat by a few seasons! Hahaha:ROFLMAO: Yep... way too many miles on this model year here! If I were a vintage vehicle at the salvage yard and you were scavenging for usable parts, you'd take one look at me and think... "What the fuck happened to that rusted out wreck!?!?!" Hahaha:ROFLMAO: I'm just glad I get to hang out with such a cool crew on this wonderfully winding and twisting Long Road Home.

Adventure ever on my friends, Phat:cool:(y)

PS: Ashley stopped by to fuck my brains out. (Yes, the man junk still works. It's just everything else that's broken! haha:LOL:) She says "Hi" and sends her love.:love:
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PapaPhat

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The chit chat is sooo much better here then in some other game threads on here. Came over here to wash out my eyes from the word "bruh" someone used....yes words back in the day like "tubular", "far out", ect... not used in the comedic sense drive me nuts. I very much wanted to post this into that person's comment, but I held my proverbial tongue as to not piss off the mods.
That "Bruh" guy in your video clip would mysteriously disappear and have a "tragic" and rather fatal accident, bruh! Well... if you can call bashed over the head with a rock fifty times before getting dropped off of a mountain an accident. Hahaha:ROFLMAO: How're you feeling NOW, bruh? Still triggered? Nothing to say? Oh, right... you're dead! hahaha:ROFLMAO: What an insufferable prick!

Yes, my friend, I wholeheartedly agree! Folks that come with "trigger warnings" need to just fuck off! There's an entire generation of self entitled, self serving, totally oblivious young folks out there now. The world is terribly over populated... can't we just kill them and start over? What an incredible waste of space and resources!

We are fortunate that Long Road Home appeals to a more specific group of fairly like minded folks. I'm still hoping that the Rogues take a road trip with all the ladies to a biker rally. THAT would be AWESOME!

Anyway... at least there's one place I know where I can always be myself without all the external bullshit. Sláinte!

Adventure ever on my friend, Phat:cool:(y)
 

motseer

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any time frame on the next update i miss katy and kat
Soon. Like really... soon. I'm reasonably sure that Dmitri is very possibly close to being ready to commence to begin to start to finish almost any time SOON. Not only that but, when soon arrives then you and I along with many others will download and enjoy this wonderfully conceived saga, "The Long Road Home". Soon - ish.
 

Dimitri57

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Hang in there guys. I'm polishing the long event to move MC one step closer to becoming a full member. I'm also working on transition scenes to tie the events for 1.0 part 1 together in a logical order. A lot of stuff was left hanging out there from 0.9.1 Not all of them will be addressed in 1.0 part 1, but I want it to play smooth and not feel disjointed. I plan on giving everyone an early Valentine's present... ;)

Take care,
Dima
 

Wolfeszorn

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Hang in there guys. I'm polishing the long event to move MC one step closer to becoming a full member. I'm also working on transition scenes to tie the events for 1.0 part 1 together in a logical order. A lot of stuff was left hanging out there from 0.9.1 Not all of them will be addressed in 1.0 part 1, but I want it to play smooth and not feel disjointed. I plan on giving everyone an early Valentine's present... ;)

Take care,
Dima
But.... Valentine is for ppl that have a partner..... All i have is this game :p So don´t leave us hanging for too long :D
 

Onetogo

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But.... Valentine is for ppl that have a partner..... All i have is this game :p So don´t leave us hanging for too long :D
For some it was the day associated with rejection. The little banana flavored(my fav flavor) yellow heart shaped candy with Be Mine, I love you, ect... 7790-valentines-candy-hearts-puppy-love-unsplash-l.jpg I got a lot of rejection, because I was a bit of a rebel. I didn't chase the ladies for love I chased the ladies to snap their bras and throw grasshoppers down their blouse.

The MC will have no problems with this however.
 

Karasuma45

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Man. Android starts at episode 7 and game has no gallery. I cant see the early bits. I was hoping dev save works on android but it gives me an error.
 

cxx

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Man. Android starts at episode 7 and game has no gallery. I cant see the early bits. I was hoping dev save works on android but it gives me an error.
android is in multple parts, search dev's posts past ~10 pages and you see all parts.
 

PapaPhat

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Man. Android starts at episode 7 and game has no gallery. I cant see the early bits. I was hoping dev save works on android but it gives me an error.
Here you go... Links to dev's posts for the Android files... you need all of it to play. That is all I know. I'm a PC player, just don't want a fellow player to feel left out, my friend... Enjoy
Early eps... https://f95zone.to/threads/long-road-home-v0-9-1-obdgames.45466/post-9600799
Latest update... https://f95zone.to/threads/long-road-home-v0-9-1-obdgames.45466/post-9452376

Adventure ever on, Phat:cool:(y)
 

Mohawk01

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The progress has picked quite a bit. Here is a quick status update for episode 1.0 part one.

9 Events complete.

678 Still images.

89 Animations/loops (4000+ images).
Including a couple of very long loops.

5,000+ lines of text and code.

It's not everything I wanted to get in for part 1, but I feel there is enough content to make it worthwhile to download and progress the main story. I'm polishing the text and coding for the main event that will move MC closer to getting full membership with the Rogues. I still have several transition scenes to do that will tie the events for the update together. Hopefully it won't seem too random. I plan to have the update out to the upper tier the first part of February.

As always, thank you for your support.

Stay safe,
OBD
 

PapaPhat

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Is this game worth playing??

Also does this game walkthrough?

Thanks
Greetings my friend and welcome to the Long Road Home forums.:cool:(y)

Many of us here are salty old dogs... Some with more salt than others and occasionally dripping with sarcasm. (Yes CXX, that was for you, my friend. Hahaha:ROFLMAO:) Most of us are somewhere between middle age and dead but still kicking, the latter being me... not in good shape but still kicking... kinda... So, I hope you get our grumpy old fuck sense of humor. Hahaha:ROFLMAO:

Is this game worth playing? FUCK YES!!! This is one of the top Ren'Py AVN titles I have played to date! And, I have played HUNDREDS of them! So, you bet your ass this title is well worth playing... every single mile marker on this long road!

First, it has an intensely dramatic story that deals with many adult themes including but not limited to murder, rape and mayhem of all kinds. Our amazing master of ceremonies, the awesome dev OBD aka Dimitri57 aka Dima aka grouchy old fuck IS a biker so this story, while fantastical and idealized at times, plays as realistic and believable. Then there are the girls... So, many hot girls that I struggle to remember them all! First we meet Tracey, an insatiable, hot ginger milf and her daughter Jessy. That is where we begin... but it isn't called Long Road Home for naught. I'll post a few images just to give you a taste of the wonderful, sweet and tasty women at the end of this post. This is a true harem game where you can date multiple girls all the way through the story and the sexy good times are solar flare hot!:devilish::devilish::devilish::devilish::devilish:

As for the walkthrough, it's built in (just make sure that EZ mode is active in the settings) and ready to play. There are two types of choices, blue and red. The blue choices are more the law and order type selections... I skip most of them because this isn't the type of title where you want to be seen as a "goody two shoes" type. There are some of these blue choices that will cost MC his life... as in game over. Just make sure to save often, particularly at major choices and find the twists on your own. This is not an overly choice laden story but the choices DO matter! One blue choice that I highly recommend is the one that appears here...
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It is in the first act with the blue choice leading to a short bonus ending that has some dark humor in relation to the early story's main antagonist getting his comeuppance and a "happily ever after" kind of end. If you save on this screen and play the blue option first then reload here and play the red option that leads to the rest of the main story then it plays out as if MC is imagining what might happen IF he made the blue choice then decides to be realistic.

Oh... and, some of the blue choices can save the life of some of the girls. In general, saving the girls is a good idea, making choices that disrespect the wishes of the Rogues leaders (the club MC later prospects) is BAD for your health.

The red choices aren't necessarily evil, just more badass than good guy type choices. You'll meet the REAL evil "bad guys" later in the story... no spoilers but they are called Satan's Minions for good reason!

This story is one hell of a great ride! I HIGHLY recommend it! So, I sincerely hope you enjoy your Long Road Home, my friend.:cool:(y) Adventure ever on, Phat:devilish:(y)

PS: Here are those images I promised... Enjoy!:devilish::devilish::devilish::devilish::devilish:

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