Right... who or what the fuck is a Twila??? Beginning to think I am not playing the same fucking game! hahaha
I assume that by "option to do the dirty with every character with two X chromosomes" that you mean Barb as well. There is only one way I want to fuck Barb... to death... with a spiked bat or a loaded firearm like a 12 gauge shotgun or an old school BAR!!! Hell... MC's 1911 .45 auto would do in a pinch... as long as I get to kill Barb, I'm happy.
TBH... Stan and Della should really get the honor of that kill. Barb did kill their son and his bride... Barb's own daughter. I could NEVER see my way clear to fuck Barb sexually.
Oh... while I'm here... Just for the record, Smash=Fuck... i.e. Smash that pussy all night long! Hope that helps some in the forum here... Smash her ass while I'm at it too!
Anyway... as long as it is optional, I don't care if you let these sick fuckers smash Barb or not... as long as I can say, "Hell NO!" and GTFO of there because I don't even want to see that shit! The only thing I want with Barb is...
a "bit of the old ultra-violence."
Hope we're getting close to 1.0 however I am a rather patient man... you said, " There is a lot of loose ends to address from 0.9.0. The lump of coal is that unless I put out a short update, it won 't be out by the 1st. " to which I must say, "Take all the fucking time you need, brother! No hurries, no worries!" With as wild and wonderful as this Long Road Home has been thus far, I am unwilling to accept anything other than your finest effort to date. Besides, issuing half assed, short updates just isn't your style, my friend. That is one of many reasons I admire you and keep coming back time after time. So again, take all the fucking time you need to make it right, the OBD way! It may not be here in time for Santa to drop down our chimney but my birthday isn't until the end of March. 1.0 by then would make an exceptional gift gladly shared with all my friends and fellow fiends here.
Adventure ever on my friend, Phat