2nd Funniest titty bar story for me was I was travelling with a carnival
35 y/o, I spent most of my night
Hooters in Mobile AL then went to a strip bar where they couldn't serve me alcohol due to "state laws" I sat down in sniffer's row and the boring dancer (just walking around) pulled her g-string band out twice and I did not tip because I was not impressed, so she stuck her platforms on my table and kicked my hot coffee into my lap. I went fucking ballistic and got up onstage causing the bouncer to tackle me! I told him what she had done, told him I was a Canadian tourist and asked him if tips are mandatory? And if so, where is that posted, demanded an apology from the dancer and my cover charge back... Yeah, I got both.
#! funny story was my first bachelor party at a strip bar where one of my closest friends invited someone I never met who kept getting hands on with the dancers, the bouncers told us to read him the riot act but about a half hour later the head bouncer came to me and said "Your buddy wants his smokes & an Ambulance... I walked over that douchebag about an hour later still bleeding in the doorway...