Unity - Lovely Craft Piston Trap [v0.2] [Crime]

  1. 2.00 star(s)

    PDP19

    Quick review, and even then its highly likely that the time it took for me to type this out will outlast the game in every conceivable manner.

    So what can you do here exactly? Well, just click the auto button and keep it in the background while you mine gems to unlock bonuses that'll allow you to mine even more gems. The only thing that even remotely substantial is to change the sheep to a cow but its merely a skin changer; like putting lipstick on a pig. Is there any point to any of this?

    To conclude,

    Let's just call this for what it is. Its an interactive gif, very nicely drawn and animated but like all cardboard cutout, look sideways and the thing is exposed as nothing more than a pretentious piece of furniture. I cant even say that I find it enjoyable, because there's really nothing substantial to begin with. In a world where porn is readily available in all shapes and form, this thing offers absolutely no niches and is presently a waste of time.

    The only saving grace is that its technically an early access game, but really only a complete overhaul can truly save this, which is why I decided to review it now because I cant ever see this game evolve from the present product. A quick look at the other games this dev have made in the past reveals more or less the same concept, with minimal alterations, none of which is completed: so can anyone really be optimistic for this title? Going by historical precedent, cant say that I can.
  2. 4.00 star(s)

    goshijinx

    short and sweet just how i like em, 8.7/10 (v0.1)

    upsides
    well made in all catagories with lots of variety, easy to play, ~15 min time to complete

    downsides
    unable to remove cosmetics while keeping the multiplier of it sucks

    im excited for what this game has to offer, will def be checking it out every update!
  3. 5.00 star(s)

    Aryder1337

    I'll throw 5 stars at it, why not? Review in V-0.1
    As it stands, it's a barebones idle game, but it makes up for it by having excellent animations. You currently only have a choice between a Sheep girl and a Cow girl and a few cosmetic changes that give multipliers.
    There's purchasable map fragments, but as it stands, it does nothing as that content is not in the game.

    There's also a little roadmap that gives players an idea of what the developer wants to add. As it is more or less the Minecraft Piston meme, there is no money-shots or anything. It's more or less an interactive loop. Still, if the quality of animation remains for the apparent 70 mobs planned, I think it'll be worth checking on or supporting.