This is just fcking ridiculous.
First off anyone starting a sentence with "I MEAN" sounds like they are just attempting to be relevant or sound cool, when it makes them look the polar opposite, like a couple of parents brutalizing their offspring "LINGO" to try and connect with them and seems to be a VERY common phrase since EVERY CHARACTER seems to START their sentences the EXACT same way!
ALMOST like they were ALL written by the exact same WRITER.
Naturally, they are, that's a given, yet MOST stories contain characters with a variety of personalities, dialogs, quirks, and mannerisms to make the UNIQUE, when I see the MC, a girlfriend, ALBERT, another female character sounding identical, that just pulls me RIGHT out of the immersion like unplugging me from the matrix.
That's like everyone yelling DUDE, You know what I mean, or some other catchphrase that ONE unique character would have after every sentence.
How about when writing in the future you try and keep the personalities different for each, instead of blending them together so they all sound alike?