I'm not exactly asking for Shakespeare or anything, but god, this game is a mess...
It's got some good ideas, it's got some fun interactivity, but it's bogged down with a lot of terrible shit.
Just gonna bullet point this shit:
The good:
+The idea is interesting
+The interactive part is somewhat interesting
+Boob physics are... Somewhat okay? Nothing special, nothing Illusion hasn't been doing since 2007
+The map has some funny stickers and such
+Some sexy ideas like sneakily masturbating behind a shed(with a "no masturbating" sticker on it) and controlled masturbation via "Mr J"
The bad:
-God tier terrible voice acting and endless giggling
-Again, I'm not asking for Shakespeare, but the writing in this makes me laugh from how bad it is
-A walk in the forest is apparently a stroll in predictable circles around the yard
-Tedious waiting for nothing
The ugly:
-Animations are pretty much all just stolen, I think
-Mandy's hair isn't textured all the way around on her default hairdo, so enjoy looking into the void of her head
-No hair physics in a 2019 game, they're literally wearing sculpted clay on their heads
-Models in the environment are from 2004
-Models of the girls are from 2004
-Texture work is low quality as fuck
Sam's Ham score:
A strong 4/10, too much ham, not enough man.