Now I'm imagining someone shoutcasting porn like they'd do for sports...
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...and I'm absolutely laughing my ass off.
"And here we have an up and coming rookie, Shinji Ikari, stepping up to his partner for the round, one Misato Katsuragi."
"Now, Dale, correct me if I'm wrong, but this is going to be Mr. Ikari's first attempt at the infamous 'Anal Technique'?"
"That's right, Stan. For those joining us for the first time, the 'Anal Technique' is a strategy that takes years of training and is very difficult for those just entering the league, so Mr. Ikari is taking a giant risk here. Failing this technique could lead to a serious injury."
"And we see Mr. Ikari ready up, preparing to perform. The audience is tense as he takes his time, and..."
"IT IS AN ANAL!! THERE IS AN ANAL!!! OH MY GOD!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST ANALS I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE CAREER AS A SPORTSCASTER!!! He had done it!! Shinji Ikari has won this tournament for team EVA!!!"
Its 4:30 in the morning when writing this, and I thought it would be funny. Was it? Eh.